Update 2: My apologies. Links that should have been there were not there. I could have sworn I added them but must not have. So sorry.
Good for him. He’ll be crucified for it but good for him.
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First things first… Guy S. contributed a machete pic for Aggie’s approval. I like it because it says in an understated way that “There’s killin’ to be done but there’s no need to make it a drab affair.” I’m talking removal of rattlers and vermin, of course, as well as the brush and foliage around the homestead. Nothin’ says “I care” quite like a Smurf Machete.
More coming in this very post soon… work in progress. I will say that the backhoe with a Pretty Pony tail thing is on hold. Good tail is hard to find.
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This is flat-out the ballsiest person on the planet, the craziest biatch, or the stupidest. My personal jury is still out on this one. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html Swimming in the suit God gave you and just jumping in -2C water for 10 minutes. Seek and ye shall find a woman in incredibly harsh conditions – scary.
I’m off for tonight – the meds wombigate my typing ablity.
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Here’s a tool. A hooter’s lady who says:
Meyer says she also has a “geeky” side and is an avid Star Wars fan who would love to work for NASA as an astronaut. She also volunteers with the Red Cross and the Women’s Shelter and Help Center.
Most astronaut candidates have gone a significantly different route to become on, generally eschewing the rout that makes market flesh out of you.
Not everyone who wants to be an astronaut gets to become one.
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Then you have cats who were Roman Commanders… and I strangely just want to run away very quickly.
Note: Apologies… that link wasn’t there. Now it is. I could have sworn I cut/pasted it in before updating.
Lemur King's Folly 
Wombigates?
Is that like when the phase comparator of a Type II PLL goes all chaotic in the presence of an overswept nonlinear FM chirp input?
I hate it when that happens.
I am positive “wombigates” needs to be added to a dictionary somewhere.
Wow, someone who has exactly experienced what I was describing. I thought I was the only one.
Ok, I did throw up more than just a little.
Hope you are feeling better 🙂
Bleh! Me, too!
Last two nights haven’t been kind.
Technical quibble: it’s a Smurfette machete. A Smurfettachete if you will.
That’s spot-on Mitchell.
Yeah, and the sight of it cuts me to the quick…
A “Smurfettachete”!!! Yes! That was the exact phrase I was looking for when I thought it up…just couldn’t get the words right! Thanks Mitchell!
NASA by way of Hooters. Sometimes it’s a shame more people can’t be shot into space…
Nicole, I’m convinced there is a joke in there somewhere.
Just occurred to me… Suppose you’re a Russian cosmonaut and you’re docking with the ISS and as you get closer you see a sticker on the side “If this space-station is a-rockin’ don’t come a-knockin'”.
I’m almost positive someone has done a frequency/vibe analysis to check resonant frequencies at certain points. Hmm. Calls for a little research.
The link for cats as roman commanders still ain’t working. Takes ya to an error page.
First couple of times I thought it was me. Then to have it happen again when I was paying very close attention to what I was doing, there’s something odd going on – maybe noscript or something. Fixed the link and double-checked it.
Cat roman commanders does work now.