As part of the “Tools that Must not be Suffered to Live” theme, Curtal Friar has some awful duct tape on display. To view it, it tears off little strips of my soul and leaves them stuck everyplace.
I forgot to ask him if they were real or p-shop. I think I forgot. If I didn’t forget I forgot that.
It’s been an awful day. The kind of work day that makes you wish you could be killed in a 3-way collision with an elephant and a flaming blimp before you get back to work tomorrow. The kind of day that makes you feel like you got gnawed on by sharks with frickin’ lasers on their heads.
More on this post later tonight when I unwiiiiiiiiiind.
Here’s a cute Dino Egg thing my daughter got me as a boy’s present for Father’s Day. It cracks out of it’s shell over a period of days.
Sweet, huh? She picked good.
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I couldn’t resist… on Fark… Amish Sexter sends loads of explicit stuff to 12 year old girl, drives horse and buggy to Indiana for meeting, arrested and photographed.
You couldn’t make it up IF YOU TRIED.
Yoder’s contact with the [pre-menstrual minor] began with a random text sent to her phone. When the parents learned of their daughter’s contact with Yoder, they took control of her phone and continued communicating with Yoder, who sent about 600 texts, as well as [unclothed] photos and [naughty] videos to the her.
Is dragging a perv to death behind a horse and buggy a legal punishment?
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Cruel Wife has sucked away all my time by asking about playsets for kids. Sooooo, no relaxation for me and I’ll post another Fark link for your convenience: Woman steals mink coat in her underwear.
Great Caesar’s Ghost! How big do you have to be to steal a mink coat in your underwear??? This big, apparently.
In answer to your question, those rolls of duct tape are real. You can see them at the Duck Tape website here:
http://www.duckbrand.com/Products/duck-tape/color-duck-tapes/duck-tape-patterns.aspx?IDH=280314
Good heavens, Curtal. I was thinking to myself, “Self, if that isn’t the damnedest bestest job I’ve ever seen of photoshopping duct-tape, I’ll eat Jack-Jack cat’s little cat underwear.”
I’ve retroactively crossed my fingers behind my back because I have no intention of ever eating a cat’s underwear.
LK, I saw bins of that duct tape at our local Michael’s hobby/art shop. One or two were cute, but the whole thing singes my eyeballs.
Now… wrap that Hello Kitty Duct Tape around the cracked wooden stock of an M-14 as a field repair, now we’re talkin’.
I wonder if Hello Kitty duct-tape can be used in industrial “toy accidents” of the kind that the EMT’s are required to arrive on the scene of…
Wow. I’m conflicted on whether to give the usual snarky response, or apply some physics to that statement…
I’m not even sure I’d like to try to put the tape there without additional protection. For me, so I don’t get hurt when I try to lay hands on that part of the patient’s anatomy.
Or, as Ron White puts it so eloquently: Things that make you “Bleh”.
I love the Dino egg 🙂 WAMK got legos from his little one for Father’s Day, and I am green with envy.
The Amish sexting…. I’m sorry, but what is he doing owning a cellphone??
I wondered about the sexting thing with a phone, too.
I wonder… is he going to be shunned or neutered when he gets back?
I vote for shunned, since that’s the equivalent of neutering without having to go near his *ahem* junk.
And you’ve been liberated from Askimet at Sithy 🙂
I figured out a “Car that should not be made” that I figured you might like, but I can’t use pshop to save my life.
My Pretty Pony Mustang convertible.
The worst part? They’d sell billions of them and I might actually live to see it really happen.
Man, veeshir… that’s almost too sickening to contemplate.
I’ll get right on it.
I’ve decided to boycott you on even days, so unfortunately I can’t tell you to make sure you put a “pretty pony” wherever the Mustang has their pony symbol.
I just hope no Ford officials see this. They won’t take my idea of making a Ranchero on the Mustang platform, but you know they’d love to put pastel colored mustangs out there for spoiled, 16 year old girls.