August 4, 2011 by Lemur King
Been at work, but you wouldn’t know unless I told you that.
A lot. A friggin’ lot. So I haven’t posted much.
But here’s one to keep you going. The wry humor here is thick enough to cut with a chainsaw. (By the way, the word most want to use here is irony, but it’s not irony)
Felony Domestic Battery by Strangulation
The “battery” part isn’t really funny at all. It’s the message vs. his actions that is at issue here.
This is going to be put in my will. I can think of nothing better than having my remains be used to snuff out an intruder that is putting the family at risk. Holy Smoke Ammunition