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Archive for August 9th, 2011

Darned guns…

People don’t shoot penises… guns shoot penises.  Just in the last day I heard of a guy that shot off a testicle, and then I heard this one.

About the time you blow your weenie off with a pink handgun, it’s time to swear off guns forever.  I would have more pity for the guy if he hadn’t actually shoved a loaded and chambered (pink) gun into his pants.

Compassion for those stupider than I, youbetcha.  Pity for a move like that?  Meh.

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Ok, this lady is cooler than any thousand of us combined.  Many many thanks for Fark – that was an article worth reading.

I have only one thing to say: I killed a lot of Germans, and I am only sorry I didn’t kill more.  – British Spy and Saboteur Nancy Wake

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You know, you would think that the police could give the guy credit for a cool beer cooler.  But no, he nets a DUI

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Speaking of gun control…  Yay!  My favorite zombie speaks again!  If only he could find some braaaaaaaaainsssss.  Now he’s griping about S&P and the illegality of them doing their job.

This guy is just nothin’ but raw material for mockery.  He doesn’t even need makeup in order to look rotten and gross.

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You know how every now and then I say “When your time is up, it is up”?  Well, the opposite is true.  Sometimes your ticket is not going to be punched regardless of what happens to you.

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More later as I stumble around the net.

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