All right folks. I may have done something not so smart Saturday night but it was because I felt so good I didn’t even think about it. We have a hand-chopper (Blitzhacker) thing and I was chopping up pickles. Six hits, light ones, with my right hand…. and bazinga. Not sure what happened, probably nothing bad but it was kind of painful. Intensely related to my neck. Hurts other places.
Damn damn damn.
Anyway, this next snippet of story takes balls. Castrating of lambs can be hazardous to your health. Especially if you use your teeth.
So if you are sitting there in your back yard and the rich kid up on the hill is using his iPad helicopter to spy on your sister while she sunbathes and takes pictures of you doing … things… and then uses pictures of both for his own uses and shares them with the other neighbors… do you give him back his iQuadcopter when it lands in your yard?
I think Iran is a bunch of slimy bastards but somehow Obama calling them up and telling them they *have* to give our stealth craft back… boy would I ever tell him to stuff it if I were in their shoes.
Iran is a bunch of douchebags that should be bombed the rest of the way back into the stone ages before they are actually able to strike Israel. But at the same time I don’t blame them for saying to the US “Hey, thanks, free spy-plane!”
“We obviously believe strongly in a diplomatic approach. We want to see the Iranians engage and, as you know, we have attempted to bring about that engagement over the course of the last three-plus years. It has not proven effective, but we are not giving up on it,” [Secretary of State Hilary Clinton] said.
What isn’t said as loudly by the Obama administration:
Yeah, we’ve seen how lots of sucking up and bowing has really proven less effective in controlling the leaders of rogue nations and human-rights-trampling nations than we would have thought. We really thought toadying up and acting all beta-male would be respected by these regimes and they would fall right in line with our new Metrosexual Alpha-Shemale approach – you know, the one President Obama keeps demonstrating time and time again? It’s designed to make everyone think you’re alpha male without you ever having to be that way – it’s much safer, we think.