Steamboat McGoo approached me the other day and said “Lemur King, I would love to collaborate on a paper, but I must be top billing and I get to name the misshapen progeny that will result from such a union.
Wanting to flex some brainicles a bit I agreed to his proposal and we worked feverishly on this document that we hope to publish in the Albanian Mathematical Society of Our Lady of Perpetual Menses. Their peer review cycle is generally only as long as it takes to clear a $40 check and requires no edits. Beware, McGoo’s mind is a deep one and his papers should not be taken lightly – I was lucky to be able to include my name. The link will bring you the PDF document (compiled in LaTeX)
ADIABATIC INFLATIONARY THEORY OF
MAMMO-GROUPS IN THE PRESENCE OF TACTILE
MANIPULATION: AN EXCITATIONAL TENSOR
Kittens grow fast. Ours quickly becomes a demon. Here you see a small kitten in the coat rack, which she has recently decided is a suitable cat-perch. She is in Urban Kitten mode, where she blends passably well into her surroundings.
Here she is looking a tad bit less demonic and just skilled at whatever she is doing.