Apparently two minion lemurs (short tailed, unkempt) were freed from their enforced incarceration by a strange individual with bolt cutters. Since these were minion lemurs and not of higher breeding – uneducated, unwashed, undisciplined – they followed their baser natures and got involved with incidents involving the law.
One of them (Leonard “Ratface” Lemur) was in a tree when officers arrived on the scene and came quietly. The other accosted a 2 year old, leaving her face scratched. Leo Langton Lemur will not be officially punished with jail time but may have an unfortunate accident sometime in the future involving a wood chipper or a cement truck.
Point to be made is that I have no control over these minions – only Maurice held the real power associated with my figurehead and he is vacationing in St. Petersberg. These new minions do not even pay dues to enhance their legal defense fund. I wash my hands of them and dismiss them with a double flick of the tail.
Ok, I was thinking… When was the last time any of us men said to the wife “Woman, I am going to a movie with the guys” and then went to see “John Dies at the End”?