Short mini-temp post for this morning only.
I read this and felt my IQ drop precipitously just from being exposed to it.
Rep. Diana DeGette (D-CO): “I will tell you these are ammunition, they’re bullets, so the people who have those now they’re going to shoot them, so if you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available.” (April 2, 2013, Denver Post forum)
If you voted for this Rep, then you should be ashamed. You should question your ability to vote ever again. The magnitudinous stupidity of your decision nearly tore the fabric of space and time. A little bit of the universe’s poo came out in fear of the sheer depth of her cretinism.
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From an astute co-worker, Crazy Cat Lady…
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Wow, a self-beating sea-lion.
There’s a joke in there somewhere.
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Man proves conclusively to his girlfriend that he has no:
a) Guts
b) Balls
c) Spine
d) Steely eyes
e) Firm handshake
f) All of the above, and more
Way to go, sport – you reek of wildflowers and shame. When you duck a ball and let your girlfriend get hit in the face with a baseball, then it is conclusive – you are either a sea cucumber or a terrestrial slug. The course of your life is plotted – a long meandering path downhill.
A kinder gentler co-worker said “It was probably instinctive.” Yeah, but I know a lot of people that instinctively try to save the people they love. Sorry, but yes, there comes a point at which we should judge people. Not everyone gets a passing grade the first time, some re-take the test and pass and go on to excel, some fail. It doesn’t bode well for this girl, however. His failure when supposedly his Oxytocin levels are going to be at a lifetime high… ouch… because I doubt he can sucessfully reproduce if he’s even allowed to try.
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Here we have the Happiest Petting Zoo in the World. (no, not that kind of place) Supposedly you can just walk up and touch the wild things with your bare hands because they are so well fed it overcomes all instincts to kill and maim tourists.
“the animals are just full. ‘We feed all the animals, especially the predators.’”
(excuse me while I check my license to see if I was born yesterday)
Nope. Not born yesterday.
They feed the animals massive doses of valium and then give a ketamine chaser. OR, they really do feed the animals well… with other visitors.
one night my (then 4yo) daughter was helping my wife cook dinner. i looked up to see wife had her back turned and daughter was using a ladle to tip the spaghetti pot over. i jumped across the room, grabbed one with each hand and pulled them behind me as the pot spilled. the water hit me about belly button level.
See, YOU are properly wired. Mentally you are wired the way people should be.
The question is, water spilled at belly-button level… How’s the downstairs plumbing, if you follow my drift…? I got to where you wrote that and said “oh jeez, no…”
you know what they say about stuff going downhill.
it was a few weeks before i felt “up” to certain forms of entertainment.;)
not the worst thing that has happened in that area.
once had a deep fryer explode on me.
Ok, damn, man… You gotta email me details on how that worked out. That is the big league stuff.
I’d like to see the cameras at the petting zoo. I don’t want to go as I am somewhat fond of my appendages being attached. But watching the carnage as others go through? Oh, I’m all on board with that.
We are like minded. Pain can be funny if it happens to idjits and they ain’t us.
Yes, I’d enjoy seeing that – on video.
And I’d like to encourage all bleeding heart liberal brainless reality-challenged idiots to attend this zoo!
And please please bring your rug-rats & the grandparents too! It’s an experience you’ll want to share with the whole genetic lineage!
The guy is a turd. He doesn’t care for her, period.
And I’m on board with Nicole’s suggestion 😀
It doesn’t mean he doesn’t care in the absolute sense, he just cares for himself more.
Plus he’s got no balls.