- It’ll get better. We promise.
- We suck less
- We have good intentions
- Give us one more chance, baby
- Vota por mi, amigos
- It was Bush’s fault
- It was the harsh winters fault
- Republicans/Tea Party are evil
- Two words: Koch Brothers
Vote for one or add your own below.
The similarities are too striking. There must be a common thing in each that makes me laugh every time.