This morning Cruel Wife sent me the picture below. She said something to the effect “you probably think this is me most of the time”.
I would never say such a thing.
I would say this of a co-worker though. Asks my opinion and then continues to argue for what they wanted in the first place, and I cannot understand why they wouldn’t just go with that in the first place.
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I saw this yesterday. Obama wants to know why there’s so much hatin’ going on.
Lemur King's Folly 
There must be a corollary of the “askhole” that describes my wife. We get up on Sunday morning, she asks me what I’d like for breakfast. I tell her eggs, bacon and potatoes are fine. 30 minutes later she tells me breakfast is ready and I enjoy my meal of waffles and syrup. Dunno how that happened.