Archive for April 19th, 2019

Mass Effect

Soon, your lard butt will be charged on flights. Watch for it… you will be assessed an “overage” or “BMI Surplus Charge”.

The Airlines Lardbutt Initiative

And won’t that feel good? You already are crammed into seats that are too small for a normal sized male, forced to use a lavatory that is narrower than a man’s shoulders, and asked to pay extra to not have your knees dig into the seat in front of you. The knees thing is not a problem if you are 5’8″ or shorter but it is hell above earth if you are 5’11” or more.

Oh, hey… happy Good Friday.

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