You know my love of knives. For some reason this one just appeals to me. Go buy one.
Just a statement of fact, no links – I’m seeing this new Pope and I think I like the guy. I’m not Catholic but I still have a lot of respect for the Pope. When he can stand up at the Vatican and say “May God forgive you for what you have done” after being chosen, there is a guy who knows nuance, has a sense of humor, and oh-so-subtly set the tone of what he will and will not call “bullshit” on during his time here as Pope. I also think he’s going to give the commander of the Swiss Guard ulcers from worry.
An old joke – no idea where it came from:
“I wouldn’t mind being a cardinal. I definitely wouldn’t want to be the Pope though. I’m not a papal person.”
Somehow listening to “The Smoking Popes” do their number “The Pope Smokes Dope” when we have a Pope with only one lung won’t be the same. (go look it up on Youtube – I need to go to bed – they’re punkers)
The Urean Terrorists have struck an elevator in the Long Island Rail Road station. Looks like the damage was pretty bad. Apparently if you have enough home-grown terrorists who drank shitty wine drop trou in the elevator and whiz until their bladder is empty enough times you can destroy the floor and the works of the elevator down below. As in “may be totalled”.
Is it really so hard to put a liquid sensor in there that locks the elevator (or electrocutes the sonofabitch) just as soon as the floor gets moist? Then have it autodial the cops and the meat wagon to come get the trash out of the elevator.
Come on… someone had to have noticed that it smelled like the cleaning closet at a sorority house during Greek Week. Get enough people involved it is actually worse than cat piss.
We need a pic from Cruel Wife to liven this post up in a nice way – like putting up curtains or something. A Glasswing Butterfly. She won’t let me put up pictures of Milla, Hendricks, or Theron, so we’ll be stuck with dragonlizardthings, chameleons, butterflies, and snowflakes. All of them are perfectly geared to the male psyche.
Like a bad rash that won’t go away, Obama was melancholy that the Evil Sequestration Perpetrated by the Republicans have forced him and the missus to move mee-maw out of the White House. Yep, they packed up a U-Haul truck and drove her off to a slum somewhere, may a pox rot the Republican’s eyes.
I notice the enraged rioters complaining about a teen carrying a gun who was fatally shot. One article says two shots were in the back and three shots in the front. You could automatically call it that the dirty cops shot him in the back and he turned to them in a plea for his life and they shot him again as he tried to show his weapon. You could also say that he was facing them, told them he had a gun, and made a dumb move that got him shot three times, spun around and shot twice more. Shot in the back sounds emotional as hell but did those shots come first or last?
As veeshir noted, the kid supposedly was going to turn in the gun in between church service and volunteering at a soup kitchen. Go see just how bad veeshir’s case of Oyster Herpes is. I heard from him that it hurts like hell and makes your junk all scaly and dry. Actually, he is to be commended for an awesome McGoo-Style headline that was actually supported by the linkage in the post.
Fact is, the kid was packing on the street. Smartest move would have been to stand really still and follow the police’s directions to the letter.
What I’m not getting is why rioters are destroying local businesses. This seems like a pretty silly way to treat your friends when it was someone else who pissed you off. What it smacks of is thugs living in their own little “we good, everyone else bad, cops should all die” club. It has the feel of Detroiters and Chicagoans drowning and choking in their own shit.
Witness accounts seem to be evolving from cop interviews “couldn’t see much” to reporter interviews “he didn’t have a gun in his hand”.
But City Councilman Jumaane Williams, a frequent NYPD critic, blasted outsiders who he said escalated tensions. “Please stay the HELL out of our community will only agitate our kids,” Williams fumed on Twitter. “It’s dangerous and counterproductive.”
Sorry, but police kind of have this job description that says swaths of the city cannot become lawless islands filled with gun-totin’ juveniles. Your kids need to agitate a bit less and quit going through life thinking that it’s all about them.
Ok, more Cruel Wife decorations. Think doilies on the arms of chairs and lace coffee coaster things.
This is just like that except it is fagile, crystalline water at reasonably high pressure (for an SEM) and probably pretty damn cold.
Matthews: “How does Barack Obama escape this frightening axe coming down sharply and brutally on his presidency? How does he avoid personal harm when the country rises up in anger? When the army and naval bases stop writing checks? When people stop shopping because they don’t have salaries? When the airports seize up because the air traffic controllers are cut? When the bitching and yelping reach up to the White House gates themselves? What will we do when the government itself shuts down because Congress won’t authorize another nickel in spending?
Have another gratuitous evil demon-kitty pic. She still does this and leaps, delivering silent death from above.
The sequester is not the end of the world – I repeat NOT the end of the world. But you have concerned commenters who feel that it is, and not only that they can’t get a lot right.
March 14th, 2013
Okay…….what hold does Obama have on you jerks,,,we know Rogers was blackmailed for something he did not want made public…look you are suppose to defend the constitution and Nothing else…we donot want your personal opinions, period. Donot belittle your position anymore than you already have…we must cut the budget and we must do more to cut the budget that will effect everyone. The country is about to undergo the worst possible change ever, we are about to lose the us reserve currency in the world, the IMF and many other countries are about to drop the USA dollar as the reserve currency..which means our dollare will be worth Nothing. The feds keep printing money to give to banks to stop them from raising interest rates…the government(Obama) is trying to Nationalize all retirement plans..401ks..IRAs etc… so they can steal all 15 trillion dollars of Americans retirement plans…we are about to lose our place in the world and all money in banks will be lost and your worried about :What”……….A new unified currency is planned in world meetings right now to replace the dollar……we have serious problems facing this nation. You are now owned by Obama……we no longer have faith in our system of justice.
Count the errors. It’s fun.
Common Sense below, is bereft of it.
March 14th, 2013
Good. Trim everything but military and fire 98% of govt workers including the Supreme Court. If they can’t survive with the money they get, trim all the friviolous cases they embrace that gives them an excuse to ask for more tax dollars. Cut the purse strings and sever the head of the snake.
That’s great – get rid of one of the three pillars of government and throw a pile of checks and balances into the incinerator. Good thinking – and end up with an even less fiscally responsible God-King and Parliament for Life.
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