Got a call from the sitter today. My daughter had issues at both ends – projectile from one led to explosive reaction at the other. That is as delicately as I can put it.
Cruel Wife was leaving work at that time anyway and said “Work the extra you need to work and then come home, I’ll deal with it.”
I came in the door and gagged.
Franken-Boy was playing on the Wii, oblivious. Cruel Wife was in the laundry. I gagged some more.
CW came up and saw my stomach was rolling and said “Go on, get out of here.”
I leaped at the chance to go to the local CVS to get Ritz™ crackers and some Sprite™ because they just plain stay down easier. And I figured Girlhead might have an easier time of it, too.
Guess what? I came back in the door and was exposed to it all over again.
That time I made it to the bathroom as the nausea swelled, but… nope. Nothing.
I have a really sensitive nose – I’m the canary in the coal mine. Years ago I went down the street to a buddy’s store and said “Dude, did something burn up today?”
“Well, I’m smelling something hot.”
“Can’t smell a thing.”
“Well, I’m telling you something is not right.”
The next day I came in and he said “Dude, we had a fire last night. Lucky the place did not burn down.” He then led me to the spot where a cord to one of the coolers had failed and resulted in a big black section of wall.
As I tell CW, “The nose knows.”
The smell is not getting better. I’m not getting used to it.
So the question I have is this:
In general, are all men wussier than women when it comes to smells, or are men just by nature given more sensitive schnozzes, or am I a total wimp?
I’m pretty sure I’m a wimp, but I’m curious about the thoughts on the other parts of the question.
I do work with this one machine shop all the time and have for the last 12 years or so.
So today my buddy Steel Nerves stopped by. He said a friend’s boy is autistic, too (like mine, but worse, as you’ll see). His buddy asked his son to go to the fridge and get a beer. The kid went and got it and just stood there in front of his dad as you can imagine a totally literal autistic kid would.
So the Dad says, “Don’t just stand there, throw that beer over here.”
Now, if you are the parent of an autistic kid you will understand exactly what I mean when I said my warning bells started to ring shrilly. I said “Oh, no, Steel Nerves… tell me he didn’t…”
Steel Nerves nods and says “Yup, kid hauls off and chucks that bottle as hard as he can and it hits his dad square in the center of the forehead – CRACK! He came around to tell me about it, sporting a HUGE lump dead-center of the forehead – black and blue, mostly black.”
I said “SHEEEIT, Steel Nerves! How old is the boy?”
“Sixteen. Knocked his Dad right the **** out,” and nods matter of factly.
Can you imagine how hard a sixteen year old could hurl a beer bottle at your forehead? Damn.