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Horror vacui.

Note:  We are back from vacation – have been for a week.  I required a week to recover from my vacation.  Cruel Wife still extends her heartfelt thanks to all of you who expressed condolences on the passing of her mom. 

Relating to the title…

Obviously nature doesn’t abhor a vacuum or Joe Biden’s eardrums would have imploded and his eyeballs would have been sucked into his skull by now.

It’s not new news, but you can’t help but wince when you hear stuff like this:

KUDLOW: You know, what did [Biden] say? ‘Y’all going to be put back in chains’? That almost has racial overtones, Rudy Giuliani. What’s your take on that?

GIULIANI: Well, I think if it came from somebody serious maybe we’d get all excited about it. But the — I think the vice president of the United States has become a laugh line on late night television. I mean, he — I’ve never seen a vice president that has made as many mistakes, said as many stupid things. I mean, there’s a real fear if, God forbid, he ever had to be entrusted with the presidency, whether he really has the mental capacity to handle it. I mean, this guy just isn’t bright. He’s never been bright. He isn’t bright. And people think, ‘Well, he just talks a little too much.’ Actually he’s not very smart.

I mean this in all honesty when I say I would jump in front of a bullet if some nut tried to hurt Obama, purely out of fear that the next guy in line for President is Biden.  We can all complain about Obama as much as we like but he is actually less scary to me than the idea of President Biden.

Biden couldn’t win a debate against an banana slug, but he could say something just stupid enough to cause serious problems.

Let’s hope Romney/Ryan as a dynamic duo clinch the deal this November.  It’s closer than you think, folks.

Obama is hurting more than I could ever imagine if there’s talk like this:

Obama Has Plenty of Time to Drop Biden

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In a veritable melange of topics tonight, Alert and Constant Reader mrmacs has forwarded the following link for steampunk corsetry.  Cruel Wife perused the site and said “That was very well done.  And for good prices, too.”

Trust me, that is one hell of an endorsement.

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Now, I like David Wong (the writer) and mostly enjoyed John Dies at the End, and while part of his arguments on Cracked.com at the article below are total bullshit (global warming, the point of Frodo being an orphan is a stretch), the bulk of what he’s written is pretty true.  Think how much of your programming is pure Hollywood and stories.  He does a reasonable amount of thinking.  Here’s the one that made our blood run cold when I read the article to Cruel Wife:

So what if a lot of your interesting party trivia isn’t accurate?

What, you don’t think this same principle goes for the important stuff?

When you went on your first date, you had a picture in your mind of what that should look like — how both of you should behave, what type of activities couples do together, which one of you should pay, etc. Where did that picture come from? Did you take a dating class in elementary school? Did your parents sit you down and tell you? Bullshit. You saw it in a TV show, or a cartoon, a solid decade before you were even old enough to drive.

No, no one told us who got tied up on the first date, or the second, or the third… we just knew.
Honest.
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Attacked by a rabid beaver.  If that isn’t a bar-bet winning story, I don’t know what is.

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They say that the sex trade at the climate conference was booming.

The global climate challenge may have been on the daytime agenda during the recent World Business Summit climate conference in Copenhagen, but in the evenings many businessmen, politicians and civil servants are reported to have availed themselves of the capital’s prostitutes.

It certainly is no great surprise given the dry-humping they are going to give the world over Globular Worming.

By the way, could someone please call these folks out when they switch terminology to hide their agenda?  “Climate change” vs. “Global Warming”.

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Climate Time-Bomb Delayed.

Whew!  That’s good… it buys more time to tweak the model until we can justify hysterical hyperventilating again.

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Whatever these guys are smoking, you’d think they’d want to grow more of it in a warmer carbon-laden climate.

Paint all roofs white to help global warming?

I wasn’t aware that the requirements to be a presidential adviser included “able to smoke massive joints in under 20 minutes…. dude”.

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Biden Jokes About Breaking Obama’s Teleprompter

Next:   Obama “Jokes” About Breaking Biden’s Jaw

(subtitled:  “Help!  Biden’s Talking and He Won’t Shut Up!”)

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Biden Your Time…

[Warning:  I’m in a mood.  Cut me some slack.]

Way I see it, you just gotta wait and they’re going to beat each other to death.

Biden critical of Obama ad.

WASHINGTON (AP) – Barack Obama’s running mate says a campaign ad that mocked Republican presidential candidate John McCain as an out-of-touch, out-of-date computer illiterate was “terrible” and would not have been done had he known about it.

Obama spanks Biden.

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Nice going, hound-dog.  I mean, damn, I’ve seen Hillary so on one level I understand but show a little self control.

"I could nail that." - WJC

"I could nail that." - WJC

Then Slick Willy goes on to say something way out of character or at the very least disingenuous.

“I get this,” Clinton said. “My view is … why say, ever, anything bad about a person? Why don’t we like them and celebrate them and be happy for her elevation to the ticket? And just say that she was a good choice for him and we disagree with them?

Whatever, it still smells like a steaming pile of bullshit.

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Crime pays.

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I PREDICT…

The new sell-music-on-memory-cards concept will lead to little itty-bitty cards packaged in indestructible plastic at least the size of a 8.5×11 sheet of paper (despite claims in this article) and misshapen and irregularly formed.

I also predict that it won’t be long before anti-copying “smarts” will be put on them – it is the ultimate trojan horse to control music.  Initially market it free of controls, get people hooked on them, then quietly initiate the controls, touting them as purely self-preservation-oriented.

The Clairvoyant Lemur has babbled.  Perhaps entirely in error.  Who cares?

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Oh for God’s sake.  Why do they think cheerleaders dress the way they do in the first place?  Bunch of frakkin’ clods.

The previous uniforms didn’t flatter every member of the team, and some girls said their outfits were uncomfortable, Robson said.

“Girls are just bigger these days, not everybody’s a size zero,” Robson said. “We’re not being a bunch of prudes.”

Not everybody got to be an astronaut either. Not everybody gets to be a cute cheerleader with a good bod and feel flattered by their uniform. Deal with it.  Fact is, just like good athleticism is kind of required to be a QB or tight end, a stunning bod is pretty much de rigeuer in cheerleading.

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This is a true and total damned waste of taxpayer dollars.  A new design wasn’t needed.  No one counterfeits the things – they look ok as-is.  I would rather they spent more money trying to figure out how to spank North Korea’s superbill counterfeiting capability.

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Yep, I am thinking that this disorder is really far more common than originally thought.  A Double-X (XX) chromosome pairing pretty much condemns you to a life of this is some form.

NOTE:  WJC did not say “I could nail that”.  About Palin.

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