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Well, that didn’t really happen, but THIS did.

Authorities said a woman entered the Amherst County courthouse this morning with a tiny monkey tucked into her bra, dressed in diapers and a white dress with pink flowers.

The dress was special made.

One official asked why the woman had the monkey in her bra and quoted her as saying, “Well, would you leave your child at home? She has to be close to me.”

Asked who let the monkey through the metal detector, a deputy quipped: “It wasn’t armed.”

Well, uh… I guess he’s got a point.  An armless monkey probably can’t hurt much unless it bites someone.  Doesn’t make sense how the dress stayed on, however.

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Yes, his priorities have stayed the same – they are all orbiting his ego.

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