Posts Tagged ‘copenhagen’

Update: If you’re prayin’ folk, Haiti could sure use it.  That’s some serious hurt down there.  3M out of the country’s 9M people in need of aid, initial (sometimes wild) estimates of 100K dead, fires, collapsed schools (heartbreaking), and hospitals collapsed.  Bad bad bad.


Updated, and I am happy with it.


Democrat Dreams

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If you want this as a badge, your suggestions are kind of critical, IMHO.

Here’s v0.3, a quick update of it:

Preview it in my sidebar below…

On to moronitude. One test concept to throw out.  Some kind of banner would be a good goal, but…  not sure whether it should be self-mocking or a real slam on liberals of all stripes who think that if they say something enough times it will be true (think: Nothing will happen if we cap executive salaries at AIG and they’ll learn a hard lesson).


The democrats seem to be following “The Chicago Way”.


If you can’t believe Pravda, who can you believe?

Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey.

Better than “Turkey gives birth to sheep-faced human” I guess.


You just can’t find good ads like this anymore.

Or these

Before feminazis everywhere descend upon me like a swarm of venomous locusts, remember that Cruel Wife laughs at this stuff and knows that I don’t mean it.  If she thought for a second that I really meant it… let’s just say she’d wait until I was asleep and go probing around my brainpan with a phillips screwdriver.

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But, it is draining.  Slowly.  In some places, just not California.  Let’s hope the lancing wasn’t too late and was deep enough to do some good.

Note:  Please don’t e:mail me about the missing ‘r’ in ‘anthropomorphic’.  I know it isn’t there, and when I tried fixing it, somehow I still saved the wrong version.  Too late to do it again tonight.  I’ll fix it tomorrow night.

As much as I love the Danes, being a goodly chunk Danish by ancestry, after this AGW thing which still leaves a nasty infected feeling in my mouth, I tend to emphasize the German side of my heritage.  I mean, crap, what the hell were they thinking?



Proof that our country is toast.

James Cameron’s completely immersive spectacle “Avatar” may have been a little too real for some fans who say they have experienced depression and suicidal thoughts after seeing the film because they long to enjoy the beauty of the alien world Pandora. On the fan forum site “Avatar Forums,” a topic thread entitled “Ways to cope with the depression of the dream of Pandora being intangible,” has received more than 1,000 posts from people experiencing depression and fans trying to help them cope.

If this isn’t one of the most truly pathetic things I’ve read in a long time…


Perhaps it was over at Aardvarks and Asshats or Soylent Green, but sometime last week someone mentioned listening to idjits like AlGore.  I had said I’d try to dig up a photo where I had to be in DC and was strongarmed into not leaving the luncheon as Sen. Kerry came in to speak.  I had thought it was AlGore but it was Ketchup hisself.  See what old age gets you?  A memory like a sieve.

Here’s me, expressing my joy at being there and basking in his glow.  To be fair, he’s not a bad speaker if you don’t listen too carefully, otherwise I’d have blown chunks all over my colleagues.

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It was supposed to be a slam dunk.  Float in using god-like powers, turn on the god-like charisma, and give a god-like speech… and the rabble would flock to his benevolent god-like loins.

Oopsie, guess not.

Stole the graphic shamelessly from Soylent Green – read more about it there.


I am not supporting domestic violence, but there is such thing as freak accident.  What if he had tripped and his hand hit her there?  Three years in jail seems a tad excessive since by no means could you reasonably expect to kill someone with a remote nor would you ever have reason to believe that it might even be possible.

Paul Harvey, 46, killed Gloria Laguna by a fluke chance after the remote struck her on a weak artery near her neck.

The 48-year-old died from a massive brain hemorrhage as Harvey tried to give her the kiss of life.

Harvey, an electrical engineer of Euston, central London, pleaded guilty to manslaughter in March.

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Bananas in the Arctic

Apparently Gore has gone bananas over the Arctic ice.  Showing still more untruths (conveniently) he opened his mouth at the Copenhagen Summit.  If he’s going to screw up, I want it to be big and I want it to be public.

Gore, speaking at the Copenhagen climate change summit, stated the latest research showed that the Arctic could be completely ice-free in five years.


Health care…

President Obama, surrounded by Senate Democratic leaders, said today “we are on the precipice” of major health care reform, though “there are still some differences that have to be worked on.”

We’re on the precipice of something all right.


THIS is why they don’t let him talk w/o a teleprompter.

POTUS said he thinks energy efficiency and retrofitting are “sexy.”

“I know the idea may not be very glamorous, although I get pretty excited about it,” Obama said.

Insulation is sexy stuff,” he added. “Here’s what’s sexy about it: saving money.”

I’d like to see Michelle wear a dress made of pink insulation to the next Presidential Ball…

Announcer: And here she is now, in a low cut pink number… and boy she looks HOT.

[murmering off-camera that you can’t refer to the First Lady that way]

Announcer: NO, I mean she looks HOT… what is that, R25?

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Ok, so let’s say for the sake of argument – if the hacker that exposed ClimateGate did indeed find incontrovertible proof that this AGW stuff is all a terrible lie, does Gore have to give back his Oscar?

For fun, this was a real block of ice in a real pottery shop in Japan.  Kyoto, to be exact.  There’s a convoluted joke there, but I guess it isn’t a joke if you have to point it out like I just did.  Ahem.

Apparently Obama is ignoring ClimateGate ahead of this gathering of the UN in Copenhagen.  Good news tho – Hookers are providing free services.

That’s NOTHING compared to the utter screwing all of us are going to get at the hands of these power-hungry cronies.


Nothing says “Hey dude, have a great Christmas” quite as much as an Official Enas Yorl Hotsauce Thneed™.  Now my hot sauce will never get chilly.

Thanks Enas!  Your gift is on it’s way this week.

Notice the bear in the background, slowly edging towards the hot sauce with a pink tongue?  Bad move.  Now we have the stench of charred stuffy animal throughout the house.

I am no stranger to Dave’s Insanity Sauce™.  For those who are not familiar, let me read the side of the bottle to you:

A great cooking ingredient for sauces, soups, and stews.  Also, strips waxed floors and removes driveway grease stains.

It is true.

Years ago I was eating some – I had poured it into a bowl and was eating tortilla chips while watching Monk.  I said to myself “Ok, don’t forget to put that away later.”  Then I went to bed, asking Cruel Wife if I could sleep in.

That morning the bedroom door was violently kicked in, there was the screaming of my wife and the shrieking of my little girl who was a toddler at the time.  She had found the bowl and dipped her hand in the sauce.  It burned her sensitive skin so she did what toddlers do and put her hand in her mouth.

So here is a baby who now has burned fingers, a mouth on fire, is flailing around and we’re trying to hose her off in the shower before she can get it in her eyes.

She shrieked for 30 minutes.  Nonstop.

I was told later that I was a particular shade of green.  I wanted to step in front of a bus.

Now in the present, it is one of life’s greatest joys to make up a batch of peanut butter cookies with a teaspoon of this mixed in and take them to work.  I set them on the table outside of my office and wait for the sounds of “Oh My GOD!” and running footsteps.  It’s the small pleasures in life…

Thanks Enas!


Pupdate 2009

Zoe’s smile is contagious.

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