Posts Tagged ‘deus ex’

I’m off this week.

I figured I would take this week off and I have.   Haven’t felt like doing crap and basically haven’t.

It’s been boring.

I’ll think up something more here but at the moment, all I have is a good one CW sent me.  (found here, at DeMotivatorsSite.com)

If it were mine to do, I would have replaced “shenanigans” with “shite”.

I really have to watch the language. I was absolutely startled with how well the girl can read now. And fast. You don’t have time to get something off the screen before it is too late.

Another h/t to CW, a happy story about a kitteh with either the balls of a tiger or the brains of a flatworm.


I have been playing the new Deus Ex.  It is awesometastic.  Sneaking is fully encouraged and you get take-downs that can be clean or messy, your choice.

Video games do not make you more violent unless you are already completely predisposed to it, otherwise schools would be smoking ruins as 50% of the population there would be killing everything in sight, including the classroom guinea pigs.

Lady, just because I had a gun it didn't mean I was gonna *use* it, so why did you hit the alarm as I passed you by courteously? See? You thought we had problems and now you've gotten yourself trouble, too. I (reap)eat, games do not make one any more violent.

After I've laid waste to all 5000+ people in the building I think I'll come back here and rest for a while. It is so peaceful. Video games do not make one any more violent. They make them peaceful, in fact.

When someone is quietly resting and enjoying a view, you should not try to gun him down in a noisy hail of lead or I he will quietly stab you repeatedly until your body tranquilly slumps to the ground. Video games do not make anyone more violent, they facilitate peace and tranquility.

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A Rush of Hormones…

… that could rival that of a pregnant woman’s…

… happens when I think of…

… the next installment of Deus Ex…

Deus Ex: Human Revolution

The first game ROCKED, way back in 2000.

The second game SUCKED, since the beginning of time to the end, alpha and omega.

This one makes me as gooey inside as Duke Nukem.  Speaking of…

Let’s look at that, shall we?  A h/t to Armed Geek over at Hookers and Booze.  I doubted him, and I’m playing it reserved, against any crushing of my hope and spirit once again – I’ve pined for the new Duke Nukem, ever since the first one.  But dammit, I’m going to go out on a limb here.   I sure hope this isn’t a horrible terrible tease of a joke.  I’ve been here before, and so have you if you’ve waited for another installment.  Twelve LONG YEARS.


Update:  If I didn’t already say it, “Office Assassin” will no longer be referred to by that name.  She is now “Savior of Kittens“.





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