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Update:  LC Aggie Sith posted this over at H&B – it is a lady’s speech about the immigration law in Arizona.  I am surprised that no leftists tried to clamp down on her and let her speak her entire piece.  Thanks Aggie.

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I asked Cruel Wife what was the next animal to do as a “Chez Lemur” entree.

I threw out Polar Bear on a spit.  She said no.

Then she suggested one so ice-cold it gave me shivers.  What did she suggest?

BBQ’d on a spit seal pup.

I’m tempted to do it.

Like I say, I’m not a tree hugger or duck squeezer, but vast oil slicks kind of bug me and I just can’t see why wearing the fur of seal pups is such a status symbol.

What think y’all?

UPDATE:  I have been informed by Cruel Wife that she gave the suggestion for the shock value and strongly hinted that I might not wake up tomorrow morning if I actually BBQ a baby seal.

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Powerful piece of writing if you are conservative and inclined to read it.  A socialist liberal (weird combination, huh?) will not give it a moment’s consideration.

“President Barack Obama doesn’t deserve the reputation he’s had for his style and temperament and for being gracious, civil, bipartisan and post-racial. He is often ungracious, uncivil, hyper-partisan, race-oriented and vindictive. He mocks and ridicules almost for sport. More than any president in my memory, he often does not comport himself presidentially. Why does this matter? Well — if I even have to answer that — he is the face of America. … He came into office with a reputation for being sophisticated, gentlemanly, above the political fray and open-minded. But it was a facade, facilitated by good looks, a seemingly pleasant demeanor and an extraordinarily fawning — and forgiving — media. He has been getting a pass on his unseemly conduct for way too long, which partially explains the disconnect between his personal likability and the unpopularity of his socialist agenda. … [H]e is exactly the opposite of who he billed himself to be: ‘I will bring a new type of politics to Washington.’ As a committed liberal ideologue, he is neither a uniter nor one willing to consider both sides of an issue. But it’s not just his extremist views that are divisive. He is also often personally divisive, petty and mean-spirited.” –columnist David Limbaugh (as seen in The Patriot Post)

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A new sniper record!  Yay!  Really.

First one might be called lucky but the second… that’s not luck.  That’s amazing.

I think I heard the expression:  You can run, but you’ll only die tired.

Only these guys couldn’t really run.

A British sniper set a world sharpshooting record by taking out two Taliban soldiers in Afghanistan from more than a mile and a half away — a distance so great, experts say the terrorists wouldn’t have even heard the shots.

Craig Harrison killed the two insurgents from an astounding distance of 8,120 feet — or 1.54 miles — in Helmand Province last November firing an Accuracy International L11583 long-range rifle.

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Black Lab on Amphetamines passed this one on to me.  Love it.

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Well, as a father, I can help you. A veritable plethora of merchandise is sitting out there and all that needs be done to remedy the situation is to spot some in the crowd.

First, is the Yodeling Pickle.

Yodeling Pickle

If you’ve been looking for the perfect item to throw your money away on, your search is over. You can’t possibly need this. You can’t possibly use this. In fact, it is unlikely that you even WANT this.

And that’s why you should buy the Electronic Yodeling Pickle. You only live once, and we think it’s important to do something absolutely ridiculous once in awhile. And what can be more ridiculous than a yodelling pickle?

The Electronic Yodelling Pickle is a 6-1/2″ plastic pickle with a high-tech interior. When you press the pickle’s button (yes, this pickle has a button), it belts out a melodious yodel that will make you think you’re in the Swiss alps listening to a yodelling pickle.

But there is more… much more. Why, now dad can “Choke the Chicken”

Choke the Chicken

A lot of toys are annoying. Tickle-Me-Elmo gets on our nerves. Barbie is a stuck-up snob. Even the clinkity-clink of Slinkys has us climbing the walls after a few minutes.

And, yes, THIS toy is annoying, too. But there’s one big difference… With Choke The Annoying Chicken, you can get even.

Okayyyy… moving right along. Dads want something that is comforting yet manly at the same time. Like bacon.

Bacon Air Freshener

What’s with all these air fresheners with names like “Lilac Ambrosia” or “Daffodil Delight?” Give us a freakin’ break! We know what scents get us going, and “Rosewater Rhapsody” isn’t one of them.

If you want to really know what makes our bacon sizzle, just sizzle some bacon. Mmmmmmm. That’s the ticket.

Now you can get an air freshener that captures the fragrance you really crave… BREAKFAST MEAT!

Imagine filling your car or bedroom with the subtle aroma of smoked bacon.

It’s all possible with the

Funky Fresh Bacon Air Fresheners

Next stop coming up. This was out of stock (damn)… The ever so yummy Gummy Haggis! I know! Isn’t this incredible? You should be so lucky.

Gummy Haggis

Haggis is a traditional Scottish delicacy consisting of sheep entrails and spices boiled inside a sheep’s stomach. As much as we’d love to sell the genuine article, we’re just not in the business of boiled innards in stomach casing. We are, however, in the business of gummy candy that looks like boiled innards in stomach casing.

Lucky you. Each 3-1/2″ long, 100 gram hunk of brownish Gummy Haggis looks disturbingly realistic and has the unmistakable flavor of butterscotch. Sealed in plastic bag.

If your husband/dad is a man of discriminating tastes, several movies bear watching.

If you have kept up with me this far, GOOD FOR YOU. Listen closely:

Unless your dad/husband is a freak, don’t get him any of this. Well, perhaps the bacon air freshener. Look at the bright side, I have narrowed your choices down by presenting six things you ought not get him for Father’s Day.

Killer Klowns and Poultrygeist are more suitable for Christmas or Groundhog day, Polyester has smellovision but still is just too disturbing (What isn’t disturbing? You’re faced with a 300lb transvestite named Francine Fishpaw, a cheating husband, a sniffing-glue addicted son with a foot fetish and shows it by stomping on women’s feet, and a daughter that… nevermind…), if you’re going to eat Haggis eat the real thing, military guys will avoid that chicken as if it had ebola (rightfully so), and honestly the thought of a pickle that yodels makes my viscera crawl.

Honestly, a quiet nap with the kids over at the grandparents and the house being a no-nag zone for even three hours will make him plenty happy.

More thoughts on this topic later. Gotta get back to work.

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