Update: I’m out today. Just not feeling great and tired of going to work no matter what. It gets old showing up day after day to do your job when all you want to do is lie down.
I know that didn’t sound too cheery. This ought to help – Got the link on a tip from Monster (cbullitt) over at Aardvark’s and Asshats. Published in The Canadian. All through the article the author/compiler peppered the thing with “could”, “could be”, “probably”, “as much as”, and my favorite “if validated”. Emphasis mine…
Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012
Hydrate hypothesis illuminates growing climate change alarm – Compiled by John Stokes
To summarize, human activity is causing the Earth to warm. Bacteria converts carbon in the soil into greenhouse gasses, and enormous quantities are trapped in unstable clathrates. As the earth continues to warm, permafrost clathrates will thaw; peat and soil microbial activity will dramatically increase; and, finally, vast oceanic clathrates will melt. This global warming chain reaction has happened in the past.
Atmospheric concentrations of CO2 rose by a record amount over the past year. It is the third successive year in which they have increased sharply. Scientists are at a loss to explain why the rapid rise has taken place, but fear the trend could be the first sign of runaway global warming.
Runaway Global Warming promises to literally burn-up agricultural areas into dust worldwide by 2012, causing global famine, anarchy, diseases, and war on a global scale as military powers including the U.S., Russia, and China, fight for control of the Earth’s remaining resources.
Over 4.5 billion people could die from Global Warming related causes by 2012, as planet Earth accelarates into a greed-driven horrific catastrophe.
Maybe the Mayan 2012 thing had merit? Ohgoshwe’reallgonnadie!
The “hydrate hypothesis” (if validated) spells the rapid onset of runaway catastrophic global warming. In fact, you should remember this moment when you learned about this feedback loop-it is an existencial turning point in your life.
By the way, the “hydrate hypothesis” is a weeks old scientific theory, and is only now being discussed by global warming scientists. I suggest you Google the term.
Now that most scientists agree human activity is causing the Earth to warm, the central debate has shifted to when we will pass the tipping point and be helpless to stop the runaway Global Warming.
The author paints a picture where all scientists are working day and night as a cohesive organism, grim faced, with scurrying engineers and acolytes – all tirelessly sacrificing to understand the process by which a large portion of humanity will die – all because of greed.
Whups. That is going to leave a mark.
That’s what my mother told me when I finally got my diploma and headed towards the “real world”.
Let’s not analyze her or her remarks too closely but focus instead on a generalization that we can make based on the statement as presented.
Education is very useful, valuable even, but if you are a blithering idiot it’s a waste of your time and dangerous to others.
On NPR’s Environment report this morning I heard a piece about toxic chemicals in things we use every day – cleaning supplies, household goods, and even perfumes. The idiocy was here:
Ann Steinemann is an environmental engineering professor at the University of Washington, and has studied hundreds of cleaning products. She says nearly all brands on the market, even those labeled green products, contain undisclosed carcinogens – which are considered hazardous by the Environmental Protection Agency:
“According to the EPA, things that are classified as carcinogens have no safe exposure level. There is no safe exposure level. Even one molecule cannot be considered safe.”
Some of the most toxic shit known to mankind, ricin and botulinum toxin – will not kill you with one molecule… NOTHING will.
Nor can it be considered unsafe at any level. This is such a bogus statement. Sure it’s technically true but it has no intrinsic value. It’s like saying human’s diet includes bugs because we get them in chocolate. Well, yeah, we do get bugs in our chocolate, but so freakin’ what?
The EPA is not the final arbiter of information about what is good and what is bad – they hold no universal truths and they can be wrong. The problem is that when you start labeling things as toxic or carcinogenic those claims are based on testing that is the biological equivalent of testing to failure in the mechanical engineering fields. There is no number where you say “Oh, after 10,032 molecules you’ll die of gangrene of the eardrum”.
Why scare people with statements that lead them to believe that even one teensy little bit that can only (maybe) seen wtih a gas chromatograph is going to kill them? What if it is a thousand times some teensy amount? Is that bad enough? It’s not at all clear that even then it’s ok to declare a product “unsafe”. Just claiming that the presense of a substance is enough to ban it is asinine.
Yes, lots of things are carcinogenic. Yes, some things are scary. That doesn’t mean we should freak everybody out with technically correct claims that are still so far removed from reason as to immediately lower the IQ of anyone who hears them.
Disclaimer: I am not even remotely interested in debating chemicals in consumer goods, not even a teensy bit. I’m ranting about scary-sounding statements used to make one’s cause seem more urgent, like the one above.
It is time to come out, come clean… I… I… I am a fountain pen freak. My father is disgusted – he says “We embraced ball-point pens for a reason!” Yeah, well, my hand gets tired with BP and fine-point pens – and a good fountain pen is smooth as glass. And no one steals them, either, because 97.23% of the people out there can’t write with ’em. Good, I say.
The Skyline model (Eversharp) is something I drool over. Note the art deco design.
I’m showing an image from that link as a teaser… go look at the beautiful pens…
Note: The website requested that I only use this image provided… go look at the pens on the page…
Read about more great pens at PenHero.com
I lived in the Tri-Cities for years and met Cruel Wife there so this article caught my attention.
I’m cynical and I piss Cruel Wife off regularly by saying “I have faith in human nature.” I mean it in the most unflattering way possible.
There are good people around still. How about that?
I still have faith in human nature.
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