Posts Tagged ‘libtards’

will smell just as sweet as long as you are not a climate bedwetter with his head up his ass.

But when your head is up your ass the winds of change are generally scented with flatulence and excrement.  Same for flowers, ice caps, polar bears, and any other thing totally whinged about by the hysteria-mongers.  They’re all going to smell like excretia.

I imagine Gore hasn’t smelled anything good for a decade or more.

Yes, I’m in a mood when it comes to libtards and eco-terrorists.  Sue me.


Goddamned liar.

Everyone will have five days to look at every piece of legislation that crosses his desk, unless it’s something that can’t stand scrutiny, in which case we’ll just move it along.


Speaking of excretia… enough said.


Anger over the health care bill… I get it.  I understand, I really do.  But calling for people to take out the president?  That’s stupid on so many levels it’s painful to watch.  Let’s just keep counterproductive idiots like this locked in the back room until they shut their mouths and calm down.  Talk about Poor Impulse Control.

Impeachment is a great solution but it has about a 1 in 400,000,000 chance of ever succeeding, even less for voting in health care.  Far better to vote out the dems this election and leave the man politically toothless.


THIS is why we don’t try terrorists anywhere near a civilian judge.

Judge Orders Release of Gitmo Detainee With Ties to 9/11 Attacks

Monday, March 22, 2010

WASHINGTON —  A suspected Al Qaeda organizer once called “the highest value detainee” at Guantanamo Bay was ordered released by a federal judge in an order issued Monday.

Mohamedou Ould Slahi was accused in the 9/11 Commission report of helping recruit Mohammed Atta and other members of the Al Qaeda cell in Hamburg, Germany, that took part in the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

Military prosecutors suspected Slahi of links to other Al Qaeda operations, and considered seeking the death penalty against him while preparing possible charges in 2003 and 2004.

U.S. District Judge James Robertson granted Slahi’s petition for habeas corpus, effectively finding the government lacked legal grounds to hold him. The order was classified, although the court said it planned to release a redacted public version in the coming weeks.


Hey, I’m all for symbolic gestures but not when they’re such a friggin’ waste of time.

Reps. Steve King (R-Iowa) and Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) plan bills seeking to repeal health reform as was finally passed by the House yesterday, and Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) plans a similar bill in the Senate.  – Michael O’Brien, The Hill.com

Yeah, this is a constructive use of your time guys.  Not 24 hours after the vote that spit in the eye of what the US is really about, do you think it’s going to make any difference at all?

I also heard on NPR (I listen because I wish to know my enemy) one of the commenters say that the rest of the world (particularly Europe) cannot understand after looking at our health care system why so many of us are happy with it exactly as it already is.

Why it is because we like to have government OUT OF OUR LIVES.  That’s why we broke from England, you twits.

Of course some like that kind of control, especially when they wield it.  Could I perhaps be speaking of liberals?  Yeahyoubetcha.


I’m sure the term is very loosely applied.

Diane Sawyer’s exclusive interview with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

“Most powerful woman in 100 years?” “World News” anchor Diane Sawyer asked Pelosi today, citing a Brown University professor. Pelosi, maintaining the smiling poker player’s mask that is her trademark, paused for a moment before saying brightly, “That sounds good.”

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Update: Is Hilary Planning to Run in 2012?

Oh boy, I sure hope so! This has been more fun than an ingrown toenail these last three year’s worth of presidential election campaigning.

Second Update [warning: disturbing content]:

Evil does walk this world. My God… why are some people not struck down by lightning bolts while elsewhere kind people die? ()

More on this bastard here it’ll turn your stomach.


This is a tragedy, that they would starve this man. Rather than give him the 4000 calories a day he needs to maintain at 431 or so pounds, they starve him with 3000 calories per day. He’s lost over 100lbs and he’s hungry. The BASTARDS.

Just because you beat a man and stab him to death, then burn his home, is no reason to make jail an uncomfortable place. It’s worse than Auschwitz. And they only get 50 tv channels. Oh the humanity!

[ PLEASE NOTE THE DRIPPING sarcasm… just another service I offer.]

Meanwhile. Ish. Ms. Dupre, the ho that Eliot Spitzer got all pavlovian about and drooled all over at the sound of her voice, is set up to make MILLIONS (Link here). So yes, you can screw people and get ahead. (oh the jokes that exist there) I mean, the man had all the self control of a compulsive gambler with a $2000 house credit. He was pathetic, and has managed to let his teenager hormones pretty much ruin his life and his family’s. Ann Coulter had a nice piece on that as did Michelle Malkin at this location, if you didn’t find them back in the day.

RETRACTION: She’s not a total slut. She’s suing Girls Gone Wild for the tune of $10M. So she’s screwing them on paper. I guess you gotta get into the spirit of the thing.

So who says you can’t make a lot of money by selling your soul, body, and mind. Oh, I guess no one did, did they? Well, he got what he deserved, she was a willing victim (which is to say no victim at all) and lots of cash to flash for it. I’m sure she has learned her lesson.

Now, constant reader, please go with me to peruse Chuck Norris‘ article on Border Fences.

Yes, I know, libtard philosphy strongly encourages that we build bridges, not fences, but then again if I find a libtard that is even marginally smarter than an Afghan Hound or a Boston Fern, I’ll be amazed. There’s some very intelligent people who cannot seem to get smart and figure out that protecting borders makes sense.

Chuck is kind of like a breath of fresh air. As I was growing up he was always just a guy who did martial arts, was kind of a hard player, and almost of renegade mentality. Not any more. The man has turned things about very well and is proving that he’s got some real smarts that he can share with us. Here.

And continued thanks to Steven Milloy for his crusade against Junk Science, this time about BPA. This involves plastics for baby bottles killing hundreds of thousands of kids. It involves the fact that it didn’t happen. Long live Junk Science … have a read on his information regarding the myths surrounding DDT while you’re at it.

Ok, no joke at all here, but this is sad – dolphins are my flat-out favorite creatures, because they smile all the time.

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Cindy Sheehan is filing to run against Nancy Pelosi!!!

I LOVE it when libtards try to eat each other.

And now, on to our regularly scheduled post…


At last, I have solved the ages old question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I’m so happy I think I just wet myself.

By going to MorgueFile, I now have the answer. Ready everyone? Here it comes! Can’t you just taste the excitement? Oh you can cut it with a knife! It smells like… a dairy farm. Kind of like cow sh*t. Sorry, that’s just me. Here goes… ladies and gentlemen, the answer to the ages old question of which came first…

BBQ’d chicken. THEN comes the chicken, and lastly, the egg.

Yep, you heard that right. The Morgue File has solved this issue so we can all move on to better things, like why supermarket checkers are not allowed to beat people who wait until all groceries are bagged before hunting for their checkbooks with a look of surprise. Really, they ought to be able to take out a Louisville Slugger and do some stompin’.

But anyway, Kevin Connors over at MorgueFile was kind enough to give me permission to use his photo. At first the results for my visualization of socks on a chicken were pretty lame because I was using a mouse. But with the Wacom tablet, you can shade things and add shadows with unprecedented precision. It’s not perfect yet, but it’s not bad, either. (clickit)

Added the Punk Rock Chicken treatment because my daughter thought he needed some sprucing up.

But there you have it folks, SOCKS ON A CHICKEN, which is kind of what I think of this year’s presidential election BS.

– LK

Note: No cretinous check writers were harmed in the making of this post.

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