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I can’t resist this one because CW says I have to blog it.

A Zonkey.

Zonkey. Of course it is.

Yes.

OK.  So Minecraft.  A life size 1:1 scale of the St. Louis Arch.  Life size.

I give you… St. Lemur’s Arch.

St. Lemur’s Arch.


Under the arch.  Lava lights it up at night.

That was built to the real arch.  I started with the equations for a catenary arch and built a table for elevation, displacement, centroid at each 1m interval.  Took about a week to make sure I translated it all correctly to MC analogue units.  It is 190-ish units high (base elevation 63) and 192 wide at the legs.  The triangular cross section is 14 wide at the base and 6 wide at the top.

The server-master did challenge us to build something that could be seen from space…

Took about 2 days.  Survival mode.  Zero deaths.  More cobblestone than I can count.

They say insanity and creativity suck face.  Well, I say that, anyway.

H/t to The Dude…

Paint job, awesome.

Another blackly humorous one… Wrap your normal garbage like this.

How to make garbage day more interesting.

 

 Why?   Beats the hell out of me.  I like Aliens.

Ok. Whatever.

 

 

 

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I got over my nasty norovirus.  A few workers got it when I did and one went home the day I came back.

All have suffered horribly.

But the bright side is that work in BornToBlock’s world continues on many fronts.  BtB is ID10t Killer and he owns the server.  I joined on at the same time Inscrutable Half-breed did, then Laconic Pup. Then HackerBoy as he promised to be well behaved and polite.  Finally The Dude came out to play and get killed lots, but it has been…. Fun as hell.

We all have our Demesnes which we cultivate -I will show a map sometime.  HackerBoy and I (lemur king) live far to the north, about ten minute’s ride by rail which is an all day trip.

Then at work one day, BtB suggests we do Warehouse 13.  Of course it will really be Warehouse 12.997.

And being engineers, the designs are grand.

Below, we have just gotten up walls to try to protect ourselves from mobs.  The 8192 Auto Smelter looks tiny but it has grown.

The 8192 Auto Smelter

 

 

The Beginning

The sign down there proclaims “Men @ Work”

 

Tonight after finishing the catwalk and two huge lava pillars, I took a screenshot for fun.

The walk between pillars of fire.  I am proud of both.

The warehouse is 100m long by sixty wide and stands 30m tall.  There will be a people mover section.

Another section will be dedicated to auto processing raw materials and sending it down to us as we build the lower levels, all the way down into bedrock.

It will even have a small natural park, with iron golems capering in the trees.

It will be much much much bigger, with five engineers and an eight year old boy pounding on it.

The front doors are already piston actuated to keep mobs out.

 

HackerBoy figured out how to make an on-off water sluice gate just by watching BtB rig the front gate.  He’s only eight.  There are worse games for him to play.  This stimulates his mind.

 

But, we figure to use the space to showcase the many things you can do in Minecraft as exhibits.

 

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Two Holy Men Meet.

In talking with Laconic Pup about Minecraft (which he is even more of a newbie than myself in) we were discussing the benefits of harvesting sheep (wool), pigs (pork chops), ducks (eggs), and cows (steaks).  It was myself, Inscrutable Half-Breed, Laconic Pup, and ID10T Killer…

Do the villagers drop meat when you kill them?  – Laconic Pup

It was just wrong.

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The Pope met with The Dope.

“We actually didn’t talk a whole lot about social schisms in my conversations with His Holiness,” Mr. Obama said at a press conference in Rome. “In fact, that really was not a topic of conversation.”

Mr. Obama deflected a reporter’s question about the extent of his discussion with the pope on the contraceptive mandate by saying that Francis “actually did not touch in detail” on the subject. The administration has been locked in a lengthy legal and political battle with the U.S. Catholic Church hierarchy over Obamacare and issues such as abortion and same-sex marriage.

The Vatican, however, issued a statement after the meeting saying the president’s discussions with Francis and two other top Vatican officials focused “on questions of particular relevance for the [Catholic] Church in [the United States], such as the exercise of the rights to religious freedom, life and conscientious objection” — issues that have fueled divisions between Mr. Obama and the church.

So… either the Pope is lying or the Dope is lying.
I say “The Pope smokes Dope”.

The president clearly wanted to benefit from the global popularity of the pope.

Well, duh.  If the Pope had no chance of boosting his ratings, Obama would never have given him the time of day.
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Bullshit. I call bullshit.

Grossman’s pain-level was a 10 on a scale of 1-to-10, Allard said, and yet he fervently answered questions on everything from transgender rights and mandatory sex education to issues facing youth and aging members of the LGBTQ community.

If you can tolerate it, your pain isn’t a ten. Don’t go telling me you are a big tough guy. I had a compound fracture broken slowly… A ten is while it is being broken and you are screaming or in the throes of a cluster migraine. You cannot think. Your brain short-circuits at ten.

Kicked in the nuts hard is a nine. Breathing is hard. I hear gut wounds or appendicitis or things of that nature are 8-10, easy.

After a bone is broken, ok, it hurts bad… Now you are eight or nine. I dealt with that for hours. A bad regular migraine is this level. You can think, even if you do want to puke.

But you don’t hold a debate during a ten. Sorry. Now you’re just a lying sack of crap.

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We were at the dinner table last night and the kids were talking… Minecraft.

Out of respect for CW I had asked several days ago for the new policy of not discussing it at the dinner table.

HackerBoy said “And if you [insert trivia here] then [something] goes [verb]!!!”

“Ok, guys, I asked that we not talk MC during dinner.  Let’s not use this as a topic for discussion.”

HackerBoy said in this oh-so-annoying way that chaps my nads, “Well, maybe we shouldn’t discuss anything.”

I gave him the baleful stare the men in my family are known for, the dreaded +3 Glare of Withering Scorn.

“You know what?  Perhaps you ought to take the lead on that.  I will probably fail miserably at it.  You can show us how it is done.  OK?”

WHOOOOOSH!  It went right over his head.  I looked up at CW, who was trying so hard not to chuckle that she was turning red.  I have a caustic side to me I am told.  Her look also said “Man, are you ever a creep sometimes.”  

What is so powerful about it is how closely I matched my old man and my brother.  Without even trying.

I was feeling like laughing, which seemed so uncharitable given what he said and how I replied that I got up from the table and laughed in the other room. 

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New variable-focus glasses today.  My eyes are killing me but they are nice, even if I was running into doorframes.  My depth perception isn’t bad, it is my peripheral vision.  I favor smallish diameter frames (and I like pocket-watches and fountain pens, so sue me).

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Cracked.com did a nice job of capturing some of firefighting forest fires but what they did not capture is the fact that when you are in a wild land unit and a fire is burning towards you as you put out spot fires the adrenaline does not stop, which probably explains why so many are addicted to adrenaline.  And, I suspect why so many firefighters drink, because sometimes it helps turn that off.

It also doesn’t drive home how exhausted you are after just a half day of running your ass off full-tilt.  With gear.  In 100+ degree weather.  In hilly dry terrain.  There is not enough water to quench that thirst.

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Saw this a while back but it only came to mind today.

A toy dog that was not let out the night before had to urinate in a very bad way.

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My moral flexibility is twitching.  Anyone who glues razor blades to playground equipment should be garrotted with his own twitching entrails.

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In the continuing series of questioning the underlying BS of assumptions, I note this one today.

Hospitals plot the demise of insurance companies so… So they can take over the financing of your overpriced health-care!  Yes, rather than everyone know exactly what they pay for themselves and them alone, let’s make it “more affordable” by having everyone continue to play the gambling game!  

And we know that insurance of any kind is about minimizing payouts to maximize income.

WHY would we have reason to believe that it would somehow be better if hospitals run the tables rather than the mob?  It will still cost us the same.  I could rant for hours on this but I am on an iPad and it hurts to type that long.

 

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I am far from the smartest bear in the woods but when I hear someone on CNN speculate seriously as to whether MH370 might have been the hapless victim of a rogue black hole, I begin to wonder if stupid is catching.  It is like Idiocracy has arrived in present day.

Mother Jones also says we destroyed ocean currents, so there is a reason we cannot find the remains the black hole did not get.


Sorry that one was days late.  My weekend and life have been devastated by digital pr0n… Minecraft.

See my castle?  It is somewhere over 155 in altitude.  Enough so that we are over the lowest cloud layer.

There will be four towers.  One is effectively done and ther will be three more. The second is partway done.


Cruel Wife found this… She said I could identify with the sentiment.  She is right.

True… True…


Speaking of idiots.  Sucking on toes is a bad idea.  Sucking on toes in Wal-Mart is a worse idea.  Sucking a stranger woman’s toes in Wal-Mart is a really stupid idea.


Even more idiocy.  And fear.  And loathing.

QE and how scary it is getting for all but the richest.

 

 

 

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