Posts Tagged ‘pelosi’

San Fran Nan is telling us that she’s going to leak.  Where are her DC-strength Depends™ undergarments for pissy women with control issues?  She’d better run down and find some quickly.

Nancy Pelosi:

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) is holding back some information on Republican Newt Gingrich that could detract from his presidential campaign, according to a report published Monday.

“One of these days we’ll have a conversation about Newt Gingrich,” Pelosi told Talking Points Memo. “When the time is right. … I know a lot about him. I served on the investigative committee that investigated him, four of us locked in a room in an undisclosed location for a year. A thousand pages of his stuff.”  – source:  The Hill

The real question is why would she say this?  What could she hope to achieve?  Implied very strongly is that Newt Gingrich should suspend his campaign in the light of potentially damaging information.

blackmail [ˈblækˌmeɪl]  n.

1. (Law) the act of attempting to obtain money by intimidation, as by threats to disclose discreditable information
2. the exertion of pressure or threats, esp unfairly, in an attempt to influence someone’s actions

vb (tr)

1. (Law) to exact or attempt to exact (money or anything of value) from (a person) by threats or intimidation; extort
2. to attempt to influence the actions of (a person), esp by unfair pressure or threats
blackmailer  n
Not sure if “implied” would hold up in court, but this has all the feel of a store owner being shaken down to pay “fire insurance” because it would be a real tragedy if something were to happen to the owner’s building if the boys weren’t there to keep an eye on the place.
Her statement is not a lie, but wait until she turns on “spin control”.  Then we’ll see lies.  Already the implications are enough to insult the listener because we all recognize her speech for what it is – threats.  And when she does deny it or try to excuse it…

1. Stelamendacium: an arrogantly stupid lie that makes the recipient want to beat the teller to a bloody pulp.

2. Stelamenpunirist: someone who tells an arrogantly stupid lie that casts doubt on the listener’s intelligence and who rightfully deserves to be beaten to a bloody pulp.

But until that point, all we can do is arrest her for blackmail.  Newt Gingrich handled it well:

Gingrich reacted to Pelosi’s comments by thanking her for an “early Christmas gift.”

He also said Pelosi would be violating House rules and abusing the ethics process if she disclosed anything from the ethics investigation.

“That is a fundamental violation of the rules of the House,” Gingrich said in New York following a meeting with Donald Trump. “She’s now prepared to totally abuse the ethics process.”

But facts are facts – Pelosi engaged in blackmail, by threatening the disclosure of information with the intent to influence someone’s behavior.  Democrats would do well to treat her as if she were political nerve gas and abandon her, but I prefer that they embrace her and her poisonous nature.

I know Newt Gingrich isn’t a favorite among many conservatives and I can only respond with this:  Every single one of the Republican candidates is better than what we have in the White House right now.  Without exception, every single one of them.  So before going nuclear on him and threatening to not vote or making a statement by voting for some other candidate who cannot possibly win, you’d be better served to remember that.

Any idea why, when our own finances are draining down the drain – why we are giving money to the IMF to bail Eurozone members out of their own self-made economic hell?  Especially since the Eurozone was absolutely formed with the clear intent to take the US down a peg or three?  They made no secret about that.
I can honestly admit to wondering if the school administrators have lost their freakin’ minds.  Kicking a bully in the nuts is sexual harassment?
I have had more than enough of Christians that get up on their soapboxes and engage in behavior modification speech.  Telling Christians that they are the reason for the commercialization of Christmas, that to be good Christians we should have two manger displays (one inside and one outside our homes), how we should speak in wishing someone a fantastic Christmas, and how to pick out Christmas cards (the expectations of which I find offensive)… I have only one thing to say, with as much love as I possibly can… stop worrying about how other people live their lives, go have a Merry Christmas, and stuff it.
Stop crapping on other people’s enjoyment of the holiday.
What friendship doesn’t have it’s ups and downs?  Woman kills friend stuffs her body under pile of Christmas presents.  Who among us hasn’t been there, huh?
Be sure to come back later since I have more to add.

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… and eventually they will hang us all.

Updated Image to reflect Obama’s Executive Order to elevate foreign entities so that they needn’t be bothered by that pesky 6th Amendment.  Steal the image.  Give it away, use it to your heart’s content.  Please.

Here was last night’s version.  I like the above one better.

But, just like the airline terrorist plot system worked, so too shall our health care system.  Because, as we all know, just because a passenger was burned while being a first responder to the threat, this doesn’t mean things won’t go swimmingly well.  Just like a bunch of molested single-tree homogenized data means nothing to the Global Warming argument.  Just as all the things in 2009 (the bad things, anyway) were all Bush’s fault alone.

Update: They will indeed hang us all.  Soylent Green, ThreatsWatch, and finally  Michelle Malkin (bless them all) have reported on Obama’s plot to ensure that you, too, are now susceptible to a foreign agency operating within your own country’s borders, and they operate without verifiable oversight by your government.

On ThreatsWatch:

President Obama has not rejected the concept of ICC jurisdiction over US citizens and service members. He has avoided any direct reference to this while offering praise for the ICC for conducting its trials so far “in America’s interests.” The door thus remains wide open to the skeptical observer.

Many thanks to cbullitt over at Soylent for passing this on.


I’m not one for gushy miracle stories, but I am one for “Guy loses wife, guy loses baby, guy gets back baby, guy gets back wife, all live” type stories.  Talk about going from the peak of Mt. Everest to the bottom of the Mariana Trench to the top of Mt. Everest in under an hour.


There’s recreational drinking and then there’s professional drinking.  This is a professional.

Woman’s BAC 0.708


Napolitano and Obama aren’t very reassuring when it comes to reassuring me that they are on top of things in the air travel department.

I had a thought though.  Let’s get rid of profiling after all!  Instead, we do no profiling or background checks whatsoever, and if you are from the middle east or are a middle east whack-job, you just fly on the planes designated for middle easterners.  No security checks there, either!  I’m thinking that it just might give those of the peaceful religions some incentive to stop bitching about profiling for a change and step up and police themselves.

If the plane flies more than two miles off of the scheduled flight plan you just blow the damn thing out of the sky.  Sounds pretty workable, everyone gets to fly, and there is no profiling.

I’m slowly climbing out of my bad mood.  Give me two more days and it’ll pass.


By the way, thank you all for your kind Christmas wishes.  We had a good one even though the kids ran us ragged.  Tired us out!

It is wonderful to get back into a “slow” mode of operation again.

And I still have five more days off!  Yahoo!

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Pelosi and Reid are beneath contempt.


Look for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid to try to circumvent the traditional conference committee process by which the different versions of health care reform passed by each house will be reconciled. If so, it will be the latest example of violating principles of transparency and accountability in the single-minded pursuit of legislative victory.

They behave like syphilitic monkeys, convinced that their actions are rational when they clearly are the result of a profoundly damaged mind or at the very least a profoundly damaged world view.


To offset that awful feeling of nausea, take a gander of a short cartoon by someone who must have owned several cats (and probably still does).

Funny Cat.


I feel another photoshop coming on, to do with Cthulhu.  Inspired by this thing found originally over at Moonbattery, so the story goes.  Thanks to the artist, Ace, CK, polar bears (they are very arcane critters), and probably Pelosi who was arguably the inspiration for Cthulhu that H.P. Lovecraft needed in the first place.

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Harsh Language and Namecalling

Foreword… I am not going to engage in harsh language and namecalling.  For instance, never in this post will you hear me refer to “crotch-sniffing moonbats”, “drooling misanthropes”, or “whinging libtards”.  I just won’t do it, because I’m taking the high road today.

Neck-date:  Ow.  Still.  Some improvement on the right side.  Left, not so, but it is only two weeks now.  Must have patience – that’s what I keep telling myself. Hastur is on the rampage,  Cthugha is being painfully obnoxious,  and Nyogtha screams when I touch him.   Cthulhu actually is very quiet tonight unless I poke him (it) with a stick.


I am a huge fan of Jeremy Clarkson (Top Gear) and given that I think Globular Worming is a crock of steaming shite, I have to say that I’d support him if he got a bit steamy about this.  Dumping manure in someone’s driveway is pretty darned childish.

climate rushIf only they had watched him racing the Bugatti Veyron around this last week’s season end episode.  He doubled the CO2 output of Europe in a day.  I could only dream of achieving half of what he has when my career reaches it’s zenith.  The Veyron’s twin engines, 1000 bhp, ten radiators… I was drooling over that car.  And it was an incredibly sexy car, too.


Anyway, if Clarkson comes to the states I’ll hunt him down and force him to drink a beer and have some smoked pork.  And Hamster of the White Teeth and Capt. James Slow May would be invited by default.  We’ll burn some tires and run all the lawn mowers at once to drive the point home to the manure-toting eco-terrorists.


It’s going to mess up the ol’ pronoun lessons in english studies…

I don’t know where to start.  He’s TWELVE.  The teachers ordered all the students to suddenly start treating him as if he were a girl and he’s awaiting gender reassignment.  Did I mention he’s TWELVE?

(1) He’s too damn young, (2) The students at school are too young, and (3) What the hell did the supposed adults expect?   Call my words fair or not, there are certain realities that you can’t just wave away in this non-ideal world.  Geez.


Nancy Pelosi, one of the biggest offenders in being offensive lately (by being pushy as all hell) got all worked up.

“I have concerns about some of the language that is being used because I saw … I saw this myself in the late ’70s in San Francisco,” Pelosi said, choking up and with tears forming in her eyes. “This kind of rhetoric is just, is really frightening and it created a climate in which we, violence took place and … I wish that we would all, again, curb our enthusiasm in some of the statements that are made.”

I mean, can you believe the harshness?  Someone actually said “You lie!” to someone else.  Scared me silly.  Then I turned around, saw my shadow, and shat my pants, I did – I was that scared.

I’m having a really hard time connecting the whole Harvey Milk thing with disagreements about the political direction/future of our country – there just doesn’t seem to be a good solid analog there.

This is a common gameplay sequence among the party in the majority right now.  It starts with outright intimidation and minimalization, then goes to a more moderate tone in the sense of a well-reasoned carrot  provided with a well-implied ironwood stick, and then ends up with their secret weapon – accusations and insinuations.

Now by merely providing a dissenting view, it invites charges of racism and in the case of San Fran Nan, a playground tactic of convincing the teacher that so-and-so is a bully.

Texas Rep. Pete Sessions said:

“The Speaker is now likening genuine opposition to assassination. Such insulting rhetoric not only undermines the credibility of her office, but it underscores the desperate attempt by her party to divert attention away from a failing agenda,”

True bullies threaten and bluster, and then when those don’t work, they cry.  Nancy and crew fit that profile.


This has to be embarrassing to the big O.   House votes to defund ACORN.   Obammie crack (a)corn and I don’t care… Obammie crack (a)corn and I don’t care…

Actually I do care because it causes the left so much embarrassment.  And to think they (ACORN) were going to help fudge the census bureau figures for Obama, too.  What a loss for the democrats and their redistricting plans!

As to the crack corn reference… I heard it on Futurama way back when and have absolutely no idea what it is supposed to mean.  Not even a clue, but then again, neither does Cecil at The Straight Dope.  He gives it a decent effort though!

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Until now.

A fat corpulent beady-eyed disgusting pig he is, too.

Fat Corpulent Pig

Fat Corpulent Pig (image: Reuters)

His latest work of fiction?

Capitalism: A Love Story


Moore seen here relaxing at home after a long day of telling lies.

Stay tuned for the Euro-sycophants to cozy up and rub against his legs in an orgiastic frenzy.  Then keep watching as their doppelgangers in the US do the same.


I’m in a mood here, folks…  The Politico has it right.  In the whole Gates blowup, the only one that acted responsibility yet is taking a lot of sh*t is the lady who called in a robbery.


Anyone who does not believe that the democrats aren’t bucking for a Socialist state really must be blind and brain damaged.

Pelosi lashes out against insurance companies

U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Thursday ramped up her criticism of insurance companies, accusing them of unethical behavior and working to kill a plan to create a new government-run health plan.

Every single time a democrap opens his/her mouth it is to attack capitalism (see Corpulent Pig above).  They attack a business of any stripe for being successful because they know that they can exploit a sympathetic ear that be found among many of the recipients of their (stolen) largess;  Tese people are more than primed and ready to believe that life would be fair, happy, studded with rainbows, rides on unicorns would be free for the asking, and that all those things were taken from them.  By successful people.  Rich people.  Successful companies.

And Reuters is just the news agency to help push the agenda.

Democraps are claiming that any resistance to their idea of a socialistic nirvana is purely the result of greedy evil intent rather than a sharp divide borne of deep philosophical differences.


Speaking of bloated pigs whose very existence is somehow insulting, how about the National Endowment for the Arts?

The National Endowment for the Arts may be spending some of the money it received from the Recovery and Reinvestment Act to fund nude simulated-sex dances, Saturday night “pervert” revues and the airing of pornographic horror films at art houses in San Francisco.

That’s where I want my tax dollars, all right.

A few of their more risque choices have some taxpayer advocates hot under the collar, including a $50,000 infusion for the Frameline film house, which recently screened Thundercrack, “the world’s only underground kinky art porno horror film, complete with four men, three women and a gorilla.”

I went to the NEA website under “media arts”, not “porn” – note that NPR is listed but you’re hard pressed to find a conservative equivalent.  And YES, NPR is as liberal as you can get.

As I did a listing by state, time and time again, the coastal liberal states got the lion’s share, while more conservative states got few if any.

Did you know your tax dollars are being given to people based on their ideology?

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If only it were this easy.

Congressional Repellant

Nope.  Guess we’re going to have to suffer.



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Trying to do my part to solve world hunger.  Visualizing world peas will be harder.


I did not know this classic was on DVD.  Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.  Good to see they’re keeping quality films alive well past the normal shelf-life.

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

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Surrender all your control. Now.
Nancy Pelosi - scrutinyAmazing…

Pelosi’s trip has been notable for skirting human rights and the fierce public criticisms she has frequently leveled at the authoritarian government [China].

All the while, she’s building her very own DIY authoritarian gov’t right here at home.  Look for her posting on YouTube right next to Obama’s, under the heading of “FUBAR’ing the Country”.


Now, this is probably unintentional, but maybe it was intentional, and maybe, just maybe… Obama’s administration is more ruthless than we all thought.  Study the pic and you’ll see what I mean.

kicking and screaming

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source:  http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Reporter-Dragged-Kicking-and-Screaming-From-Near-Air-Force-One-.html


While I certainly applaud the pharmacist for “taking out the trash”, the part where he shot the little creep five more times probably was a bit over the top.

Oklahoma County District Attorney David Prater said in an afternoon news conference that Ersland was justified in shooting Antwun Parker once in the head on May 19. But Prater said Ersland went too far when he shot Parker five more times in the abdomen while Parker lay unconscious on the floor.


Then again, so many of us are tired of being screwed by the bad guys.  And of being screwed by the unprincipled, in general.


The gov’t has more control than you think, because it’s been given to them.  10th Amendment was supposed to protect you from an over-powerful central government, but if you take the best safety mechanisms in the world and poke holes in them, they will fail.  Congressional testimony is supposed to be constitutional, but abuse of it to harass someone operating their business legally?

“Any investor in mortgage-backed securities has the right to insist that their contract be enforced,” Frey, president of Greenwich Financial Services, told the Times.

Before the day was out, Frey received a letter from six members of the House Financial Services Committee who said they were “outraged” by what he’d said.

“Your decision is a serious threat to our efforts to respond to the current economic crisis,” wrote Democrats Barney Frank of Massachusetts, Maxine Waters of California, Luis Gutierrez of Illinois, Paul Kanjorski of Pennsylvania, Carolyn Maloney of New York, and Melvin Watt of North Carolina.

Then they demanded that Frey testify before Congress in three weeks. And to make sure he got the point, they added:

“If this cannot be arranged on a voluntary basis, then we will pursue further steps.”


Jesus wept.  Obama is not content.


Given that the traditional Prom King and Prom Queen are male and female (seems to fit the defnition), why is it that a gay guy can be voted “Prom Queen”?

I just see this as wrong.


Daver has a wonderful pic that I want to link here… waiting for permission first, check back later.

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Why do people get all impressed when someone with lots of money stands up and talks about scads of things they’ve given away?  This latest KFC idiocy is just unbelievable.

Known for generosity, Winfrey has doled out impressive giveaways for her studio audiences, from books to cars, and her comments or support have caused distinct spikes in the popularity of everything from consumer goods to political candidates. She also has hosted a televised philanthropy competition, “Oprah’s Big Give,” where contestants help people in need.

Hey, it’s nice that you have given away stuff, and yeah you’re helping people out.  But here’s the kicker – if you want to show me what a great person you are… don’t try to show me what a great person you are.  TRUE altruism is giving of yourself and no one being the wiser as to who you are – anonymity.

A good deed should be done for it’s own sake.

All too often publicized giving is about improving your image.

Somewhere I read a hebrew viewpoint with good wisdom:

  1. The lowest level of charity, to be avoided if at all possible, is to give a poor person a gift with his full knowledge that you are the donor.
  2. The second is to give an anonymous gift to meet an immediate need.
  3. The third is to provide work that the needy one knows you provided.
  4. The highest level is to provide a job for one in need without his knowledge that you provided it.

Just food for thought.

Effective and far more appealing to me was Paul Newman’s method, which while it did not reach the highest levels, it was still commendable.  Create a product (that was pretty good) and say “All profits go to charity.”  Not a bad model.  It certainly beats hosing your cash around in a big ego-boosting promotional (such as buying cars).


The lying beatch.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi insisted Friday that she was briefed only once about the “enhanced” interrogation techniques being used on terrorism suspects and that she was assured by lawyers with the CIA and the Department of Justice that the methods were legal.

Let’s flip this around…

Would you waterboard Pelosi if it would save a hundred terrorist’s lives?

Tough one… let me think about it… don’t rush me.  Let me get back to you, and in the meantime go ahead and start without me, just in case.


Well, who the hell doesn’t want to know about the cruising scene in Argentina?

[U.S.] Government researchers are spending more than $400,000 in taxpayer money to hit the bars in Argentina.

The National Institutes of Health are paying researchers to cruise six bars in Buenos Aires to find out why gay men engage in risky sexual behavior while drunk — and just what can be done about it.

For the sake of homeless, jobless, national security, and for recovery from the recession, it is critical that we know these things.  Hell, it is for the children.


The Dude sent this to me:

Sometimes you are encouraged about our country’s future when you see something like this. Specifically, there is an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term:

This year’s term was “Political Correctness.”

The winner wrote:

“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end”.


Yes, I’m plugging Rubes again… any cartoonist that mocks PETA is someone who I consider to be a good friend.

Rubes 050809

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Update #1: Stabbing Victim X-Rays Remember kids:  Don’t try to remove the big honking knives yourself or you could die.

UPDATE #2:  I love how the UK always harbors some crackpate frontrunner for telling the world how they must change.

*** on to regularly scheduled drivel ***

Pic of Pelosi on Drudge…

Something about it NAGGED at my mind.  Nagged like Nancy as a matter of fact.  Then it hit me.  With a bit of p-shop type magic (only a very little bit as I’m feeling less than zero motivation) I floated another image layer over her face and viola!

Tell me the resemblance isn’t there.

… Speaking of deathly ill-looking things, read a paper from the CATO Institute on health care myths.  It’s dated 2005 but the principles still apply – nothing much has changed in 3 years.



Speaking of myths… Obama!  Yes, you can belly up to the bar over at Six Meat Buffet or you can click on the link to see a very disgruntled teleprompter… one that works for Obama.  Very bitter that ‘prompter.  The prompter was brought to us by Iowahawk who gave credit to XD-235.


Seems a pastor has taken “love your neighbor” a bit too far.

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Cindy Sheehan is filing to run against Nancy Pelosi!!!

I LOVE it when libtards try to eat each other.

And now, on to our regularly scheduled post…


At last, I have solved the ages old question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I’m so happy I think I just wet myself.

By going to MorgueFile, I now have the answer. Ready everyone? Here it comes! Can’t you just taste the excitement? Oh you can cut it with a knife! It smells like… a dairy farm. Kind of like cow sh*t. Sorry, that’s just me. Here goes… ladies and gentlemen, the answer to the ages old question of which came first…

BBQ’d chicken. THEN comes the chicken, and lastly, the egg.

Yep, you heard that right. The Morgue File has solved this issue so we can all move on to better things, like why supermarket checkers are not allowed to beat people who wait until all groceries are bagged before hunting for their checkbooks with a look of surprise. Really, they ought to be able to take out a Louisville Slugger and do some stompin’.

But anyway, Kevin Connors over at MorgueFile was kind enough to give me permission to use his photo. At first the results for my visualization of socks on a chicken were pretty lame because I was using a mouse. But with the Wacom tablet, you can shade things and add shadows with unprecedented precision. It’s not perfect yet, but it’s not bad, either. (clickit)

Added the Punk Rock Chicken treatment because my daughter thought he needed some sprucing up.

But there you have it folks, SOCKS ON A CHICKEN, which is kind of what I think of this year’s presidential election BS.

– LK

Note: No cretinous check writers were harmed in the making of this post.

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