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Pigs and Lipstick Never Changes.   Nice campaign slogan.

Not quite his platform unless it is the platform of ill-mannered unchecked mouths…  This is sure to get those women voters a-flockin’ back to ol’ Bammy.

With clubs and 2×4’s.  And lipstick.

Oh my... they really can and do wear lipstick. Meaning, a pissed off Palin might turn out to be indistinguishable from a pit bull.

What’s the difference between a more hopeful kind of politics and old-fashioned attacks? Lipstick.

Barack Obama says the John McCainSarah Palin policies don’t represent change, they’re “just calling the same thing something different.”

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig,” Obama said during a town-hall style event here Tuesday night.

The comment played on Republican vice presidential candidate Palin’s joke during the Republican National Convention that the only difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom was lipstick.

Note:  Make sure you read the WSJ’s helpful update at the end of the article – always a nice touch to assist the reader – must remember that.

Sure, he was playing off her joke, but you don’t always get to make the joke yerself, bud. Calling a woman a pig might seem funny on paper but it is touch and go as far as political suicide goes.  I mean the comparison fails:

Woman is to pitbull ≠ woman is to pig?  FAIL.

I suppose we ought to be thankful for one thing – at least the boys seem to have finally noticed that Palin is a woman and that lipstick sort of comes with the territory.  I’m thinking they’ve been exposed to a certain senator (tap-tap) from Idaho too long.

Update: Now we know how he handles under stress, so this is a valid data point.  He whinges.

“See, it would be funny, but the news media decided that would be the lead story yesterday. This happens every election cycle. Every four years, this is what we do. This is what they want to spend two of the last 55 days talking about…Enough!” he said.

Obama called the attacks “lies, outrage and swift boat politics.”

“These are serious times and they call for a serious debate…spare me all the phony outrage. Spare me all the phony talk about change,” he said.

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Are we dead yet?

Proving that Google Sometimes has a Sense of Humor if not Outright Patriotism

Proving that Google Sometimes has a Sense of Humor if not Outright Patriotism

No, apparently protons went a-whizzing.  Nobody died.

The countdown was funny.

8… 7… 6… 5… 4… … 3… … … … 2 … … … … … … … 1… 0… … … (muffled) Ok, start it.

It had little to offer in theatrics.  The oomph was lost.

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Really, I’m not sure they covered this training in criminal justice. I think.

I have family members I can ask though.

Washington woman has fit over unhappy sex life

Posted by Noelle Crombie, The Oregonian
Noelle Crombie, The Oregonian –> May 03, 2008 06:01AM

The Kitsap Sun’s most emailed story this morning? Unsatisfying sex life leads to Silverdale woman’s meltdown. Turns out the woman’s husband decided the couple was going to adopt a more Christian lifestyle, the paper reports.

When deputies arrived, the woman denied any assault had taken place, and repeatedly, without sparing a vulgar euphemism, told the deputies about how unsatisfied she was with her sex life — some of the time carrying around a half-gallon of whiskey while doing so.

During an argument with one of the deputies, the woman picked up the family’s 20-pound dog and threw it at the deputy, who caught it, the report said.

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I’d either shoot the dog, or get in and go for a good LONG ride. Three or four days would do it.

Pit Bull Gets Stuck In Engine Of Truck

Man Had Just Paid $1,000 To Fix Truck

http://www.kcra.com/news/16180027/detail.html

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I have had some really interesting web searches lately that generated hits to this blog. Some hits involved: starvation, suicide, lemur enemies, grazer safety bullets, obama, and the Squirrelman.

I will attempt to answer most of them in one posting. In the context of Lemurs.

About Lemurs

Lemurs have some natural enemies, such as fossa, hawks, owls, snakes, and humans. Most Lemurs are far too busy to feel suicidal urges and would just as soon practice target shooting using Grazer Safety Bullets (they are ecologically conscious, living in a rainforest environment). Lemurs do not spend time thinking about how long it would take a person to starve to death, instead focusing their energy to get enough food in the hopes of never finding out what it is like firsthand. Lemurs live in a matriarchal society (female dominated) and most likely the males are saddled with a cruel wife (soul brothers says me). Lemurs do not care about who votes for Obama and who votes for Clinton, or even McCain due to their feelings of terrible disenfrachisement living on a remote-ish island. Lemurs follow “Squirrelman” with fascination as there are none to be found in Madagascar.

Lemurs really should get more attention. They are ancient, don’t you know?

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Hell, they are BOTH Evil. Who cares?

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