Update: Sent to me by ID10T Killer. I cannot possibly imagine how you could get geekier than building an ALU using MineCraft. That doesn’t mean “bad”, it just means “you don’t get very many dates, do you?”
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Just how much of a sad sack of sh*t do you need to be to think that your kid needs a “no-hit pinata”?
Me, I’m going to get my kids a harp-seal pinata, furred with real harp-seal fur.
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In a million years I could not stress enough how badly I need #5, The Walking Harvester, aka the Tree-Eating Robo-Spider
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Seanbaby over at Cracked.com put up a piece listing sex advice books… Page 2 is something else. Definitely adult-oriented. Funny as hell.
4 Great Sex Advice Books for People Who Hate Sex
#4 looks like a good way to die of a brain aneurysm, and I don’t mean the good kind.
7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital
…environmentally conscious company…[snip]After the poo is gathered, Flancman said it’s carefully rinsed with water, leaving only the fibrous materials from the grasses, bamboo and fruits the elephants have eaten but couldn’t digest.Then… those fibers are thrown into a giant pot of boiling water to ensure an even more thorough cleansing and sterilization, leaving the fibers primed and ready to be made into paper.Once additional fibers from pineapple plants and trees are thrown into the all-natural mix to add thickness, [the] team separates the moist pulp into small cakes that are then spread over a mesh-bottomed tray and left out to dry naturally under the sun for several hours.Once dry, the cakes transform into sheets of paper, and Flancman and his crew are able to peel them off the tray and start making Poo Poo Paper products.He said this tedious handmade process is repeated often, and in the end, the paper comes out sturdy and oatmeal-colored without a hint of stinkiness.