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Sorry, but does anyone worry when someone like Obama comes along and says:

I promise you. We won’t just win New Hampshire. We will win this election and, you and I together, we’re going to change the country and change the world.

I worry. I worry a LOT.

Even the simplest reason is enough to frighten: It shows an ego that surpasses Clinton.

Second: It shows a fundamental lack of reality.

Third: No one knows what his changes will be. No one can know, because he’s never said anything concrete.

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If only Obama could bring back global warming…

Thirty Years of Warmer Temperatures Go “Poof”.

Thing is, not a lot of papers are published that question global warming, because it is against diktat.

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Let’s assume for a second that Obama is here to change the world… do you think he’d change this?

Iran Arrests Spy Pigeons Near Nuclear Site

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Poisonous Chemical Linked to Deadly Chinese Milk Crisis Found in Edible Sex ‘Spreads’

I love the quote from the British Food Standards Agency:

This is a first. We’ve never had to put out an alert before on ‘willy spread’ — chocolate-flavored or otherwise

Although I’m a little confused as to how they classified this as a food.  It’s not nutritional, but then again neither is Domino’s Pizza.

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I was sent this e:mail joke and I had to post it even though it’s probably everywhere and back already:

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico..  This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep…?

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens…!

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BBC says the world wants Obama.

I’m going to say it in the kindest manner possible:  Like I give a rat’s ass.

This is NOT my art - source unknown

If people in the world want Obama so bad, become US citizens and vote, because that’s the only way you’ll get counted – other than moronic polls.

I’d just soon stick with the status quo – global domination is for those who are compensating for their lack in other areas.

That’s just another thing I love about America.  We pick our own president and we use our laws, not ex-Justice O’Connor’s “international precendent”.

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You know the democrats are scared when the send out the shock troops – the liberal version of the SS.  Thirty lawyers is a lot of lawyers in Achorage, Alaska to sniff for dirt.

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Rush is right.  I love his ability to make a succinct statement.  Notice how the ending is this effortless coup-de-grace?

RUSH: You know, I’m thinking Barack Obama had lots of women to choose from to help with that female demographic, but he went with a white male to get that vote.  That means that his biggest problem is with white men.  He’s having problems broadly appealing to the whole electorate.  I am convinced Biden was not his first choice.  I really do think he wanted somebody like Kathleen Sebelius.  I do think that. But he couldn’t risk it because he’s so weak in white men.  I’ll tell you what. People in this country, they like an attractive, smart, accomplished woman like Sarah Palin is.  This is a good thing.  She could become a huge, huge figure — and unlike Hillary, ladies and gentlemen, she built her own political career. She’s far more independent a woman than Hillary Clinton ever was.

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Ol’ Joe Biden sure seems to have an opinion.  Palin would be a backward step for women.  Huh.  How come so many wimmin seem to love her?

I am glad the author captured the key point of Biden’s windbaggery:

“I assume she thinks and agrees with the same policies that George Bush and John McCain think,” Biden added

He assumes?  You mean he doesn’t even know?  So how can he talk?

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Well, if the world is your oyster, this is the oyster you want to have.  Too bad it’s a cruddy picture.

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Nice crazy fella.

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