Veeshir, of DPUD, who has studiously boycotted me for what seems like years, blogged about an attention whore. The guy gets college credit for it. It’s like a PhD in Ego Whoring.
Whatever is his thesis work, a big steaming pile of poo?
I couldn’t help but comment over there on veeshir’s post.
“I’m like a celebrity back home,” Perkins said.
Damn, what an annoying self-centered little attention-whore man-child celebritard† he is.
I heard today from somewhere that the idiots were vandalizing and threatening businesses for not giving them free food. Seriously?
It’s so sad that they’ve finally sunk to the level of the Tea Party folks, isn’t it? I mean, when you spiral down to the point where you can’t be distinguished from a Tea Party rabble-rouser, why… f*** me sideways, that is off the rails. Note the heavy sarcasm. Like neutronium level heavy. Sarconium‡, if you like.
† Celebritard (sel-leh-brih-TARD): n.
- A celebrity whose only real claim to fame is being a complete and total retard
- A celebrity who by virtue of being an asshole is sensational
Additionally…
‡ Sarconium (sar-CONE-nee-um): n.
- Sarcasm so heavy that it is really really dense and painful to be on the receiving end of unless you are a Celebritard†
Isn’t Sarconium an isotope of Unobtainium? Nasty stuff,
Sarconium, and not nearly rare enough.
Scm is as sought after as Unobtainium but at 1/10th the price per ounce.
It is deadly poisonous to NEA-funded artists and will make a PETA member ill if they are stupid enough to ingest any.
Scm is very volatile but it combines well is Fe and Y making my favorite compound, sarconium-iron-y.
*smack*
Sorry. I might have to boycott myself after that.
How about I boycott you for you, just to save you the trouble? You’ve invested a lot of work in boycotting me and you must be tired.
It was. It was very bad, yes.
I’m not sure but I think the compound would be thusly Scm:Y3Fe2(Feo4)3 with the Scm in a Yttrium-Iron-Oxide crystalline lattice.
That’s scary stuff right there, it has a pH of around .5.
It can’t have a pH of .5. Where are the hydrogen ions? It could, however, be a viable ceramic. 🙂
Leave it to an engineer to apply the rock hard bed of reality to the downy pillow of junk science!
I am not chemist, I was just trying to give a straight line so someone could note it was a strong acid and say,
“It burns!”
Oh.
IT BURNNNNNS!!!
Don’t patronize me.
Oh hell, no.
I would never do that.
In post-Soviet Russia, Mars-bound rocket fails YOU!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/11/09/142184006/after-glitch-russian-spacecraft-destined-for-mars-is-stuck-in-earths-orbit
Yes, those propellants are bad but they are going to be burned up before they ever hit the ground, most likely. But, just supposing it did hit a major population center, yeah, that would be… bad.
I’d be more concerned that their window is closing as time marches on. You have to time it just so in order to meet up with where a planet will be (not where it is now) and matched orbital velocity. Optimal propellant-saving courses last just so long and beyond that it gets expensive or outright infeasible.
I had some of that Yttrium-Iron-Oxide crystalline lattice back in school, and it ate a gaping hole in my neighbors dog.
Ohjeezholyf*ck. That’s terrible. You didn’t get any on you, did you?
Maybe the dog saved you by balancing out the pH that Eminent Boycotter Brother veeshir referred to. What a good dog that must’ve been. Until the gaping hole, that is. Then probably not-so-good, I guess.
(Surely this thread will attract a PETA member…)
(you read my mind)
After that it was a great dog! Whenever it lay down on its side the wind would play basso-profundo tones over the hole.
We’d hear it at night:
a gentle “whooooooooo…..whoo…..whoooooooooooooooo”, and sometimes the dog (and others in the ‘hood) would howl mournfully in accompaniment.
Those were the good ol’ days.
Okay, I went over and read veeshir’s post, then read the article about the dickweed. I can’t wrap my head around the fact his mother thinks he’s going to learn more from two weeks with the occupy bums than from two years in college.
As I stated over at DPD, I hope dickweed and his mother are rarities, otherwise America is going to hell in a handbasket right down a steep greasy slope.
Oh, that is happening regardless.
Buzzkill.
She’s a female. We tend to do that 😀